From My Mind to the Sky's Rim

Halon Aenor on Brynhildr FFXIV Never lose sight of what's in front of you, and never let the past define who you are.

[milf-adjacent]

What you need to know about Covid as new variant rises

Hospitalisations have gone up since the summer and a new variant is spreading. Should we be concerned?

[ospreyonthemoon]

Btw, that literally doesn't work for covid. Catching covid makes you weaker and more likelt to catch it again.

It also makes it MUCH more likely something else eill go wrong with you. Covid is like a stress test for your body; if your knees are inclibed to weakness, guess what? Now they suck forever. Covid causes comorbidities like nothing else. If your body was ever on the cusp of having a problem, it fucking has it now.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO CATCH COVID. EVER. EVEN IF YOU'RE VACCINATED.

[catchymemes]

[injuries-in-dust]

Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.

[ruusverd]

I distinctly remember during Ye Olde Hellish Childhood Days of being dragged to Baptist churches this one guest preacher that went on and on about how important it is for Christian men to be friends with other Christian men but how difficult it is for men to have friends, because of course when you become friends with another man you will naturally want to have sex with him, so the temptation, y'know? It's tough, resisting those urges to have sex with all your man friends when you're a man, all you men know what I mean. It's so hard. You must be Very Strong In Your Faith before you can handle the responsibility of being friends with another man, so you will be able to Resist The Devil and not have sex with them.

14 year old me sat there in my pew, thinking. I think I know something about this man that he does not know.

[teaboot]

Me, also in highschool: I don't get why everyone is so bitchy about gay marriage. Who gives a shit if a guy decides he'd prefer to marry a guy? It literally does not matter. So what if a girl meets a girl and wants to kiss her? Obviously I'm straight, but maybe I'd get gay married if I met the right person. Maybe you find someone you click with. Why does it matter*

*sincerely believing that everyone was attracted to every gender the same amount, but heterosexuality was the *choice* to exclude same-sex opportunities, because religion maybe?

[beardedmrbean]

this dude drops way too many solid one liners to not be getting help with them, lol

[takes-one-to-no-one-cares]

Oh I am so fully willing to believe he comes up with all of these himself

[anneemay]

Hmmm...

[catboycrimsonrain]

[cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance]

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

[xviistars]

JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

[wonderfulandterriblethings]

I never realized this until you pointed it out

[angryqueershakespeare-blog]

holy fucking shit

[i-restuff]

they love doing this btw, here’s a small compilation

[froginakettle]

I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING A LITTLE GAY POSE I DIDN’T REALIZE THEY WERE MAKING AN R

[spiced-wine-fic]

[toothsome-coyote]

big L for twitter

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[everythingfox]

Good kitties

(via)

[parlezvousladybug]

Synchronized ginger kitty x4

[everythingfox]

(via)

[digitaldiscipline]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[neuroxin]

this is a twist on the evil transplant trope that i should have seen coming

[bunniboytoy]

everyone’s a fucking critic

[kittenfamas7]

[ithelpstodream]

[fieldbears]

tattoo this on my flesh

[systlin]

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. 

“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” 

If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. 

[rocketmermaid]

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

[depsidase]

[theinfiknight]

(ID: two tweets by Mike Scollins. In the first he says "I don't wanna make a broad generalisation but you have to admit it's at least 'interesting' that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met."

In the second he says "Wow this really blew up! I feel like one of his cars!"

End ID.)

[smashcut]

Imagine being 23 and letting your dad put your gf in the washing machine

[smashcut]

Dad says “I’ve seen enough”

[lmtyl]

HAND WASH ONLY

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

[james-silvercat]

Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post

[lierdumoa]

The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.

Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.

[lastoneout]

diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!