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foldingfittedsheets

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

necrowtic

is this campaign in a fantasy setting? yes. will i give the party a homebrewed sniper rifle anyway? also yes

necrowtic

i gave this a misfire of 1. they immediately rolled a 1

necrowtic

the party wizard has died of bullet-related injuries

necrowtic

the rifle has been removed from the fanny pack of holding once again there is no way this ends well

necrowtic

the party ranger (the late wizards replacement) has died of bullet-related injuries

pipewrench-scratch

brunhiddensmusings

okay thats one heavyass borderline spell of a song where the hell is it from?

env0

We All Lift Together - Warframe

gogogadgetgolem

This genuinely makes me feel better about going to work.

nightbringer117

#song tinged with sadness because this is a robot debt colony :(

-from @titanicus-mechanicus

The video also cut off the start and end, which are the best parts:

glowbat

in loving memory.

fatimajpeg

Sophie but she’s Desi ♡

twitblr

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

m00nba3

He did the right thing

renaissancedreams

If he wasn’t Free, I’d say Free That Man! He’s a hero!

catchymemes

viostormcaller

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

dont-give-a-fuck-club

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

lesbiabraxas

Congratulations! Looks like you found yerself a gem. You can keep that gem for your collection, and try for the legeendary crown a’ wonder, or I can buy it from you if you like. Lemme seee what I can offer

itmightrain

시발비용 = Fuck-it Expense

itmightrain

Someone wrote an article about this!

whiskeyandlead

Same bro

cuteskitty

🍎💚Love is stored in the applin 🍏❤️

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analife

Emilio Pucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2015

poltervamp

lgbtunis-moved

winter is really like you will think gay thoughts and you will be cold

roseofithaca

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

sweetiepie08

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

ranty9000

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

firelordderpy

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

tardigradetheking

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified”

valtsv

the whole “i’m an evil monster because i have to kill and eat innocent people to survive :’(” angst in ‘regular human gets turned into supernatural monster’ stories is so stupid. like how is that even a problem??? there are also plenty of corrupt billionaires, abusers and cops out there for you to snack on

valtsv

everybody’s like “eating the rich is the only ethical consumption under capitalism” until they actually have the opportunity to actually eat the rich 🙄 smh

valtsv

what we do in the shadows is the only one that Gets It

spooky-slugs

imagine someone without allergies injecting themselves with an epipen and saying “I find that this did not help me therefor epipens are not helpful to people with allergies”

this is basically the argument neurotypicals are making when they say fidgets don’t actually help neurodivergent people or people with mental illness bc theyre “distracting” or “don’t relieve stress” or whatever they’re argument may be.