elinsigneaxelsson

Somebody once called me a crazy cat lady without a drivers license. I call myself a catch. By the way; I now also have a drivers license.

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: Why shouldn’t I wear baggy sweaters?

Gryffindor: *sarcastically* Guys think they’re totally not cute.

Slytherin: The day I dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see Jesus.

[cardigran]

[animalsnaps]

[kindslutttt-deactivated20171027]

[unfesant-deactivated20230321]

[vinstage]

[jockalot]

[sunandsilicon]

[thewine-thewomen-thebedroomhymns]

me: may I please have some serotonin?

My worthless trash brain: no but I can give you the 20 seconds before the chorus of Hey Ya for the next 2 hours

[spindle-berry-deactivated202303]

[menpale]

[igmakeup]

[amidstsilence]

| early morning |

shop

[pdlcomics]

Ants

Pre-order my new book!

[stuff-from-web]

[serious]

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town