what you need

I'm Elijah Puckerman. Call me Eli. I like college. Just a roleplay blog.

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YES.

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What does that mean exactly?

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IT MEANS YES. 

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I conquered the wilderness. 

[lambi-anderson]

That wasn’t a no.

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I. CONQUERED. THE WILDERNESS. 

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I have survived! I have beaten Bear Grylls, I AM THE MAN.

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… What?

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YES.

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lambi-anderson said: Did you drink your own pee? Cause dude that’s nasty.

I conquered the wilderness. 

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miss-emma-abrams said: Bear Grylls?

Google. Get to it.

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I have survived! I have beaten Bear Grylls, I AM THE MAN.

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I can do that.

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You’re the best.

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I'm glad.

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Am I a mindless beast?

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Not if you feed and cuddle me.

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I can do that.

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I’m dog sitting at man apartment but sure. 

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I am good with beasts.

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Am I a mindless beast?

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Nope.

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Wow, what a little shitbrick. 

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Basically. So can I stay with you?

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I'm dog sitting at man apartment but sure. 

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I slept with Kevin after prom and Johnny said he wished I was dead.

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Please tell me you’re joking.

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Nope.

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Wow, what a little shitbrick. 

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I slept with Kevin after prom and Johnny said he wished I was dead.

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Please tell me you're joking.

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averylynns replied to your post: i think it's just because im drunk but i kinda...

Everything.

Catch me up?

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i think it's just because im drunk but i kinda want to stay with you until im not annoyed by everything

What did I miss?

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I will not be oppressed. 

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Do You want to get a low grade?

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I want to study anatomy. 

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lambi-anderson replied to your post: So many study buddies, so little time.

Don’t fuck your study buddies until after you’ve actually studied.

I will not be oppressed. 

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