ELISA BARBOSA

my twinnie came to visit me! more so i forced him to but still

#I mean #aside from the obvious #of I HAVE A BOYFRIEND #if you see me on tinder you're getting catfished so hard #and i will laugh my ass off #also you had better swipe FOR me #because lying is rude #Anonymous

Please tell me this isn’t the guy you thought was my brother????

What would your Tinder bio say?

Have you seen me? Why would I need a tinder?

Your dare is: Reenact the scene in “When Harry Met Sally” and scream an orgasm for 30 seconds. xoxo, the Burnbook

I hope you enjoyed, @barutikagiso

#go orgasm with ben or something

You're a tiny bit evil.

Your dare is: Find someone (Besides your SO) and put your and on his/her thigh and just keep rising and see how far you can get till they notice. xoxo, the Burnbook

Done. Made it to the hem of the shorts. Again, I know I said it yesterday Darcy, but sorry.

elisaisthebestthing:

Originally posted by dailyriverdalequeens

Awww, thanks yous, boo. Thanks for not flipping over the Baruti thing - your’re the bombest.

You said it was nothing to worry about, I trust you completely.

#>> oops #apparently i broke trust #double whoops #also by back up #i mean i'm probably going to give you a care package to give him #and then send you in to make sure that he's not actually mad

And I trust that you don’t go around molesting random women’s legs. Trust is a good thing.

Nothing for you to worry about... we might have to go check on Baruti at some point. I mean... apparently Devin got to him before I did? I might require back up.

Your dare is: Find someone (Besides your SO) and put your and on his/her thigh and just keep rising and see how far you can get till they notice. xoxo, the Burnbook

Done. Made it to the hem of the shorts. Again, I know I said it yesterday Darcy, but sorry.

darcysdiary:

You and I both… sorry, I had a few drinks in me at that point. Elisa truly is a wonderful woman, I’m so glad she was understanding about this whole thing.

One of the many reasons she’s my girl.

#i do love it when you talk feminist to me ;)

Awww, thanks yous, boo. Thanks for not flipping over the Baruti thing - your’re the bombest.

Your dare is: Without any warning, turn to a friend (cannot be your S/O) and give them a French kiss. xoxo, the Burnbook

#sorrynotsorry Benji

#MARK YOU ARE STILL MY SPECIAL ONE #Anonymous

ramos-zakramos

@ zak’s kickass party

Another successful banger brought to you by Zak Ramos. Sure, the party had only been going on for about an hour or so, but even then, he could tell that it was a success. He’d done a few laps, walking around and mingling with his guests, before he was stopped by the sound of his phone going off. Everest apparently needed handcuffs and he’d come to the right man. What kind of friend would Zak be if he denied the guy some kinky sexy time?

After digging through his stuff, he finally found what he was looking for and just in time, as he saw Everest and Jude walk into the party. Approaching the two, he tossed the pair of handcuffs to Everest, as he grinned, “Enjoy, man,” and walked off. Grabbing another beer, he glanced around his room until his eyes stopped on Grace, who was looking… hot damn. He took a swig of his beer before he made his way over to Grace and Elisa.

Putting his arm around Grace, he greeted the two, “Hey, there’s my girl. Lookin’ good, Gracie. ‘Sup Elisa? …Dunno what you’re supposed to be, but cool.” Turning to Grace, he continued, “So listen, I need someone that I can trust for my dare. You feeling up for it, dollface?“

@itsgracemcavoy @elisaisthebestthing @hale-that-mountain

#first couple costume ever #we're pre cute

“Oh, you might,” Elisa said, patting Grace on the arm, “You just might.” Unfortunately, Zak took that particular moment to make an appearance. Zak, the ruiner of all good things. “Sup,” Elisa deadpanned, “No spoonful of sugar for you,” Maybe arsenic. But probably not, because Grace was really fond of Zak, and Elisa was not a fan of ruining things for her friends. Speaking of which... she needed a new target now that Zak was here. Ugh. “Thank you for understanding this costume, unlike your uncultured man-thing,” Elisa said, “How have you never seen Mary Poppins?”

She was distracted by the sudden appearance of Benji, who appeared to be fleeing for dear life. Benji, who, she supposed, met the requirements of her dare. Poor Benji. Sweet Benji.

“Hey, Benji?” Elisa said, catching his attention just long enough to grab him by the jacket and plant a good old fashioned French kiss on him. Pulling back, she patted his shoulders and smiled, “You’ll look back on this and laugh, I promise. It will be a story you tell your children. Also, if you want to revenge kiss my boyfriend, you can take that up with him.”

@itsgracemcavoy @ramos-zakramos @barutikagiso

bring it, burnbitch

The burnbook really had to do better. Elisa, decked out like Mary Poppins and walking arm and arm with Mark, who was the most dapper Bert ever, checked her text messages to find a dare from the Burnbook. Ha. Child's play. She just had to find some unwitting victim...

And there was Grace, being a sexy drug addict.

Awesome.

"I will be right back," Elisa told Mark, patting his arm, and ditching her umbrella and purse with him. Mark was a great purse carrier. Bert would have been proud. They were also going to have to rewatch Mary Poppins. "RIGHT BACK!" she waved as she hurried over to Grace, "Graciiiie. My darling girl. You are about to have an experience that we two will cherish forever, okay?"

She smiled broadly, waiting for the panic to set in. She was a good friend. She was a great friend. She was going to give Grace to surprise of her life. "Just remember, sweetie, I love you, in the most heterosexual way. And you are welcome to try to revenge kiss my boyfriend after this, because all is fair, okay?" She patted Grace on the arms, smiling, "Okay?"

@leftmy-mark @itsgracemcavoy

@leftmy-mark

Mark is Bert and I’m Mary Poppins >D

cassie-hq-blog

do you want to play a game?

Hey lovelies! So with Zak’s costume party tonight, I thought we’d spice things up a bit and play a little game of Daredevil. Here’s the scoop:

Reblog this post if you’re participating. By reblogging this post, you are agreeing to all the rules and conditions of the game.

Wait for me to send you your dare for the night.

Complete the dare at the party before the night is over.

Do not tell anyone what your dare is. Only post the dare once it is completed.

If you do not complete your dare, there will be consequences and it won’t be pretty.

Feel free to send each other dares as well, however, you are not obligated to do them. So, do you have what it takes?

Celia [Text]: HOLY FUCK!!!

[text]: WHAT? I DIDN’T HIRE A HOOKER

[Text]: i think i was almost proposed to like lets talk about the what if proposal.

[Text]: i thought i was going to have to hide in my room while he kept my son pooh as hostage again

[text]: wait, what?

[text]: that john guy?

Celia [Text]: HOLY FUCK!!!

[text]: WHAT? I DIDN’T HIRE A HOOKER

#Anonymous

(elisa) [text]: Heeeey girl. You might remember me and my blonde friend. [text]: Another friend and I were wondering if you did birthday parties? [text]: and also lessons

[TEXT] :: Elisa, right! [TEXT]:: You and your gf are so cute <3 [TEXT] :: And what kind of stripper would I be if I didn’t do birthdays?

[text]: Yes. Elisa. No to the girlfriend. lol. We’re just friends even though we’re super hot.

[text]: How much do you charge for the whole shebang? And do we have to supply the cake or do you charge us for that and get your own cake?

[TEXT] :: Your secret is safe with me ;)

[TEXT] :: I’ll forward you my list of prices and services

[TEXT] :: Generally you pay for the cake and I buy it. Otherwise it’ll be too tall or short and then the whole thing is ruined.

[text]: I have no secrets, as the burnbook, LMAO

[text]: Can you get it in chocolate? With a soccer theme?

[text]: ...omg can you wear a soccer inspired stripper outfit?

elisa [text]: soooo [text]: when is your bro's birthday? [text]: because we have a stripper here [text]: and he really is too pure for this world

[Text]: let me check my calendar. Its coming up [Text]: in 4 days. This friday. [Text]: is the stripper qualified? If im going to get the slipper from his mama it better be worth it

heavenlysanchez:

[Text]: im writing the proposal as we speak.

[Text]: thank you i shall run with it… :-)

[text]: She does birthday

[text]: I’m finding out how much it’s gonna cost and if we have to supply the cake

[text]: Matty is gonna kiiiiiilll us but this is gonna be the best birthday ever

[Text]: dont wear heels. We have to run and not look back 😭 matty is a runner

[text]: ...we can ask Devin to bring handcuffs so he can’t chase us cuz he’s stuck to the chair?

[text]: //forwards the price list and Devin’s number

[text]: She’ll even take care of the cake

elisa [text]: soooo [text]: when is your bro's birthday? [text]: because we have a stripper here [text]: and he really is too pure for this world

[Text]: let me check my calendar. Its coming up [Text]: in 4 days. This friday. [Text]: is the stripper qualified? If im going to get the slipper from his mama it better be worth it

heavenlysanchez:

[Text]: im writing the proposal as we speak.

[Text]: thank you i shall run with it… :-)

[text]: She does birthday

[text]: I’m finding out how much it’s gonna cost and if we have to supply the cake

[text]: Matty is gonna kiiiiiilll us but this is gonna be the best birthday ever

(elisa) [text]: Heeeey girl. You might remember me and my blonde friend. [text]: Another friend and I were wondering if you did birthday parties? [text]: and also lessons

[TEXT] :: Elisa, right! [TEXT]:: You and your gf are so cute <3 [TEXT] :: And what kind of stripper would I be if I didn’t do birthdays?