I like detective stories. And detectives.

"Brainy is the new sexy." The name's Karisa, but you can call me Kari. I like cats, painting my nails, TV shows, and a bunch of people who aren't real. Objection!

[elise-deauxnim]

Not that I'm saying nothing else matters, but how can I not fall for someone who thinks I look pretty when I'm having a cold in my sweatpants, a hoodie and my stupid green butterfly flip flops?

[choxide-blog]

honestly the best part

[elise-deauxnim]

yeah sorry dad im not taking any of your body shaming bullshit

[awesomevines]

[rawren-deactivated20180428]

This is one if my favorite vines

[everkings]

I just laughed for 10 minutes

[eyefocusing]

he smol

[joshpeck]

too smol

[selkie-blog1]

very smol

[awwww-cute]

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[kittyvines]

[lurkingbottle]

very important kitty sounds

[elise-deauxnim]

I just read the news. I thought "wow that's fucking neat" but then I thought about how much of a big deal it is to so many people out there, even though I live so far away IM SO HAPPY. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Fadwa Baalbaki spring 2015 couture

[businessinsider]

There’s a startling difference between what men want in a wife and in a daughter

[meanestgay-deactivated20150603]

this is really creepy

[elise-deauxnim]

Man I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I'm deprived of physical connection. Like damn I just really wanna make out with someone. I'm kiss deprived

[dirtytaylorswift]

[elise-deauxnim]

soyoureagiantblackcathuh:

And the saddest fear comes creeping in: that she never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything

[elise-deauxnim]

The signs as types of cats

Aries: the fluffy kind thats fur gets all up in your tongue when u kiss it

Taurus: that bald cat that looks like it's judging u for wearing that shirt for 4 days in a row

Gemini: the dumpster cat u find nd ur not sure what color its supposed to be but it loves u anyways

Cancer: the cat with the squished face thats owner probably feeds it gold encrusted salmon that costs $200 and their left nipple

Leo: that cat thats been thru a lot and it maybe has a little rip in its ear but when it loves u it loves u hard

Virgo: ur friends asshole cat that loves no one but ur friend no matter how many treats u give it

Libra: the cat without the tail who is maybe insecure about being different but their owner loves it and gives tons of cuddles

Scorpio: two words - munchkin cat

Sagittarius: Taylor swifts cat, Meredith

Capricorn: black cat that only comes out at night bc it is secretly a witch

Aquarius: an all brown cat, rare nd beautiful

Pisces: that cat that you make eye contact with for a fleeting moment as they run across the street at 3 am in an unfamiliar neighborhood

[permanentemotions]

[honeybeys]

this is when i lost my shit

[di-zzzy]

beyonce is so fly bruh

[privatebarb]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

this should be a Ted talk

[cockroachqueen6935463745374]

:,)

[weloveshortvideos]

[weregoingtojackson]

*screams internally*