cursed.

Yale class of 2013 Graduate w/honors in Creative Writing CT born and raised. rp blog only, not the real liz

[eliseandtheargonauts]

@lightsoutvaldez

It's you.

[divinereverence]

Tyler Posey

[eliseandtheargonauts]

More Dakota being angry on my TV please.

[ohmyvibes-deactivated20210306]

TATTOO 

[lightsoutvaldez]

eliseandtheargonauts‌:

Is it everything you dreamed of?

Honestly, it kinda is, dude.

[eliseandtheargonauts]

Just don't get set on fire or blow out an eardrum.

[lightsoutvaldez]

Still not over how much I fucking dig the new Smackdown stage.

[eliseandtheargonauts]

Is it everything you dreamed of?

[eliseandtheargonauts]

They were torturing me. There was no babysitting involved. The government could hire them and hardened criminals would crack in minutes. I don't know how I lasted two days.

[eliseandtheargonauts]

I'm tired, cranky and if I ever say I think I want kids in the future again, remind me that they are demons, thank you very very much.

[eliseandtheargonauts]

@lightsoutvaldez

You should come over, I'm making pretzel bread. 😋

[eliseandtheargonauts]

😊

[eliseandtheargonauts]

Wisdom, grace and beauty. What’s not to like?

[lightsoutvaldez]

Can someone tell me why I always wait until the last minute to do stuff? Like get a plane ticket for tomorrow.

[eliseandtheargonauts]

Because even the best procrastinate.

[evefletchr]

[eliseandtheargonauts]

Lizzo loses some meaning in translation. 

[eliseandtheargonauts]

I’ve started making my own iced coffee at home, and the level of alert I am has increased x100. This is fine. 

[b-from-lgbt]

Tyler Posey is just…

Wow.

[lightsoutvaldez]

Please tell me I’m not the only one hungover.

[eliseandtheargonauts]

Smh, but probably not.