Totally Legit Quotes

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Molly, extremely stressed and tired: Is this "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne?

Giovanni: There is no music playing at all.

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Giovanni: I don’t want to hurt my minions' feelings.

Arnold: Hurt their feel — do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Giovanni: Yeah. Don't you?

Bugsy: No. How do you get anything done?

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Do I imagine myself as James Dean every time I slick Brylcreem into my hair? Yes, absolutely, but only after imagining myself as Special Agent Dale Cooper.

Percy

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Giovanni: I bet you don't know this song! [He puts on "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart."]

Sylvie: Yeah, of course I do, it's Elton John.

Giovanni: Who?

Sylvie: Elton John. He wrote this.

Giovanni: Oh, I don't know about that, it's just in the Chicken Little movie.

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Increase the soup.

Giovanni’s answer to everything

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Molly: Have you guys thought about what you want for Christmas?

Giovanni: I wanna decide who lives and who dies!

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Percy: I'm a lesbiab.

Percy: Lesbiam.

Percy: Less bien.

Ramsey: It's okay, take your time.

Percy: Girls.

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"I’m a nice guy!! Why don’t bitches like me?!" Well, son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. I have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. They’re angry. I’m opening the box. They’re coming for you.

Percy

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You ready, boys? This day's gonna require some mind-blowing weirdness!

Giovanni to his boys

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Giovanni: If I die my funeral's gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited.

Molly: If?

Sylvie: Great, the only party I've been invited to and he might not even die!

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Molly: I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am God's mistake.

Giovanni: Read that to the tune of Old McDonald!

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Giovanni: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Sylvie: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Giovanni: Why?

Sylvie: It's spiritually healing

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Molly: Hello People that don't live here.

Bonzai Blasters: 'Sup

Molly: I gave you a key for emergencies

Giovanni: We were out of Doritos.

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Molly: Sylvie won't come out of his room :(

Giovanni: Just tell him I said something.

Molly: Like what?

Giovanni: Anything factually incorrect.

Sylvie, appearing a few minutes later: I'm sorry did you just say the sun is a fucking planet!?

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Indus: What's the vibe for today, Lady Mera?

Mera: God won't let me die.

Indus: That's the spirit!

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Molly: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Sylvie: I'm not really a jewellery person.

Molly: Oh... Well you don't have to wear it-

Sylvie: No I'm wearing it forever, back off.

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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Mera Salamin