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Eli, He/Him. My Main blog.

[your-neighbor-bear]

*sigh* reblog this post to pour vanilla extract on the person you reblogged it from

[princessgemma12]

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

[wordswithimages]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[tonkysexist]

Everytime I see “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism” as a response to criticisms of people buying Hogwarts Legacy I take a moment to mourn the loss of nuance.

Like yes the above statement is true, but some types of consumption are more ethical than others and context matters. Buying a game based in an antisemitic premise that will line the pockets of a transphobe who has been cited as a source in and actively promotes anti-trans legislature is not the same thing as buying fast fashion because you can’t afford anything better or that’s the only place that sells your size. People need to stop pretending all participation in capitalism is equal.

You can buy Hogwarts Legacy, that much is your right. However, I am also within my right to criticize you and your lack of care for the communities harmed by this game and the author of its universe.

[methclub-qnlcytew]

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" is supposed to be a critique of capitalism, not an excuse to stop trying.

[elistired]

what bothers me the most is when people try to say that the game is hurting trans lives by relation.i’m trans. i love harry potter stuff.

[quakebeats]

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

[guinevereslancelot]

hot singles with empty blogs in your area won't stop following you! you can't block them fast enough! it's too late! they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes... drums. drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark... we cannot get out. they are coming.

[louisegluckpdf]

“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll let you walk into danger and through hell, but i will not let you go where i can’t go with you. that is where i draw the line. 

[cyberpunkboytoy]

I’ve been thinking about cyberpunk’s fixation on the Ship of Theseus “how much of a human can you replace until they stop being human” and it all comes down to ableist bullshit, I hate it so much

We are done with examining the ship of Theseus, it’s finished now.

[cyberpunkboytoy]

Trans people: having the ability to modify my body would drastically improve my quality of life.

Disabled people: having the ability to modify my body would drastically improve my quality of life.

Lots of other people: having the ability to modify my body would drastically improve my quality of life.

Ignorant fucks who don’t deserve cyberpunk: but what if… we shamed that? 🤔

[beau-loves-roses-deactivated202]

Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[demigoddessqueens]

We lost two beautiful talents today 💔

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arsnof]

1-800-ARE-YOU-GENTLY-SLAPPIN

[sudra]

i think we should be allowed to tell people on tiktok to kill themselves

[campyvillain]

I HATE YOU UNWALKABLE CITIES I HATE YOU CAR CENTRIC INFRASTRUCTURE I HATE YOU CROWDED HIGHWAYS I HATE YOU SIDEWALKS THAT END WHEN THEY SHOULD CONTINUE I HATE HOW UNACCOUNTED FOR BIKE RIDERS ARE IN STREET DESIGN I HATE YOU HAVING TO WEAVE IN BETWEEN CARS ON MY BIKE RIDES WHERE HITCHING THE HIGHWAY IS THE ONLY OPTION AND ITS FUCKING SCARY. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU DIE

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[otherwindow]

*rezzes you* wake up bitch