Scribblings of a Broken Pen

A teratism of social networks in the Web 2.0. This blog's sole purpose is the unreined use of Tumblr's social features. From chronological reading is highly discouraged. This blog is not safe for work. I tag things as #nsfw if I deem them so.

[foone]

gaining the ability to shapeshift and going "oh thank god" and I hold my nose closed like I'm trying to pop my ears but instead all my bones and finger/toe nails & teeth go flying out. "ahh, that's much better"

[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

[scrupulosity-comics]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[horreurscopes]

reviewing my DBT worksheets for homework & something about the way this bit is formatted is so fucking funny

[horreurscopes]

[sapphireh3art]

if you are tme and dating a trans woman, you need to constantly be aware of things she may still feel pressure to do in a relationship. you need to be concious and active. you should ensure that she is never on the outside of the sidewalk. you need to lead her through crowds with your hand on her waist. you must open her car door for her. all the "chivalrous" things she's had to worry about performing all these years, you must make sure she never has to do them again.

[sapphireh3art]

MANDATORY princess treatment!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[zabouncer]

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

[bucatinibucatini]

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

[tbuns]

The “weird little girl” part of my life makes me a better man idk what to tell y’all

[beezii]

mina eating a single popcorn

[milkweed-mustelid]