nobody exists on purpose

18+ Eli Gavin • 20 • nonbinary, he/they • punk, queer, stoner witch • polyam • INFP • your local forest god 💉3.31.17💉 Sex work blog: nb-incubus Instagram, SC, Twitter: elitheforestguy

[ludaprilgate]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

Me with everything I make fun of

[cinemamonamour]

Ghibli Food - Veg Edition

[my-gender-is]

my gender is mud. its kinda fluid but also not entirely. dunno what’s in there frankly. sometimes there’s a frog.

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

[candleghost]

[elitheforestguy]

Bf took me to a smoke shop and I got a new bong!! What should I name it?? 💚

[elitheforestguy]

Hello, do you have a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? The Son of The One and Only Living God. Do you ask the Lord Jesus to bless you with wisdom, knowledge, understanding, and discernment? Do you ask the Lord Jesus to help you overcome all of your trials and tribulations? And do you ask the Lord Jesus to forgive you for all of your sins and transgressions?

Nope

[justsomeantifas]

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

[blacksunivoryz-deactivated20190]

Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

[justsomeantifas]

someone post the meme

[tahthetrickster]

gladly

[elitheforestguy]

Can we talk about how the raccoon in Pocahontas knows how to braid hair

[elitheforestguy]

Honestly I wanna kms so bad it’s just funny at this point

[toshio]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

[jakegyllenhaal]

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

[elitheforestguy]

*radiohead voice* I wish I was special

[elitheforestguy]

I feel like Big Idiot cuz I sorta told my fwb that I have a crush on them which I should not have bc I literally don’t want anything to be different between us but I think they think I do and I,,,, i just rly love my friends and sometimes I RLY love them and I just don’t wanna screw it up bc I love them so much I just want them in my life alsnssmmssm

[elitheforestguy]

Im using up all my spoons on having a panic attack oops

[lookataleaf3000]

Not to be an anarchist on main but we should all have free time and space to make things and be creative