Hate waking up early...
You sure you should be laughing? I heard you were kinda sore.
Yes, what's wrong with me laughing? It hurts to sit down and I'm limping. I'm very sore.
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@elithepuckerman
Hate waking up early...
You sure you should be laughing? I heard you were kinda sore.
Yes, what's wrong with me laughing? It hurts to sit down and I'm limping. I'm very sore.
Hate waking up early...
Especially on Sunday. I don’t wanna go to church.
Laughing.
Never realized it was possible to feel so much pain from sitting down.
You should be ‘cause it will.
Go hump someone that's single. Invite another hot person, then you can hump them.
Never realized it was possible to feel so much pain from sitting down.
You’re a sports dude, right?
Let’s just say if you catch when you and Anthony play baseball, it’ll probably hurt a lot worse.
I actually laughed at that.
What all do you know?
Never realized it was possible to feel so much pain from sitting down.
Fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when I start dry-humping you and your boyfriend.
As if I'm worried about that happening.
Never realized it was possible to feel so much pain from sitting down.
Oh, Eli..
....What?
Never realized it was possible to feel so much pain from sitting down.
You’re not allowed to take your shirt off while we watch the shows because I haven’t had sex in months so I have zero self control. Please and thank you.
I'm totally going to have Anthony and I shirtless cuddle just because you said that.
Never realized it was possible to feel so much pain from sitting down.
Damnit life.
Having a Law and Order SVU marathon while I do my French vocab homework.
What can I say? I’ve got a talent. …Yeah, I definitely wanna skip the studying. I can definitely turn on some music. Are you almost here? Cause all this talk is making me hard as hell. My windows open, too. If you wanna sneak in.
You've got too many talents. You're cute, smart, athletic, charming, adorable, and many more words that I can't remember off the top of my head. Good, because I totally already finished all of my homework. Yeah I'm pretty close physically. I think i might just walk slower just to tease you ;P! You already read my mind.
Having a Law and Order SVU marathon while I do my French vocab homework.
I think it’s our jobs to make each other blush. It’s only on purpose sometimes. Haha, well I guess you’ll just have to find out when you get here. ;) You think so? That’s hot. Hopefully not too loud though. My parents might hear us and that isn’t hot.
You seem to be better at it than I am. Even if you want to believe it or not you have this distinct charm. Psh, most times. do you want to just skip the studying? Because I'm all for that option. I've seen it before, so trust me, I know. You're going to have to play some music because I can't make promises.
Having a Law and Order SVU marathon while I do my French vocab homework.
You’re making me blush, babe. Well, I still think you’re smart irregardless. Saved? Sorta. I bought a pack when I became sexually active. Y’know, just in case. And good. I trust you too. I couldn’t think of anyone else to be my first.
Isn't that my job? Plus it's fair because you make me blush all the time and I know it's on purpose too. You might think too much. That's fair enough. I bet you bought the extra-large box ;). I warn you, I'll probably be loud.
Having a Law and Order SVU marathon while I do my French vocab homework.
Okay, I’ll quit while I’m ahead. You win, babe. I still think you’re smart, though. Maybe I’ll pay with kisses and, y’know, other stuff. And that’s fine. I have condoms. I’ve never went all the way, though. Are you sure you want too? I’m just asking… because I know I’m totally comfortable with you being my first.
This is why I love you. You're adorable and really nice. You can think whatever you want doesn't mean that it's true babe. A good make-out would be good but that is going to happen anyway. Did you just have those saved? Of course I want too, I trust you completely. And I want you to be my first.
Having a Law and Order SVU marathon while I do my French vocab homework.
Even though I’m more sweet, although I think you’re more sweet. Well, they’re similar in that they have similar structure, words are similar in a lot of way, stuff like that. I never said I’d be paying in cash, babe. Good. I’ll see you soon then. Hurry. ;)
You're not going to win this argument. You always win. Now you're starting to hurt my brain, smart guy. I think you need to stop saying I'm smart when you're clearly the smarter one. Then what will you be paying with, because I don't take credit cards ;). Just gonna say this now. A condom may or may not be needed.
Where's everyone?
I’m always serious. Are you dating Anthony?
No, we're just fuck buddies.
Where's everyone?
I’m almost finished with mine. Plus, Eli’s coming over so I can help him with his. At any rate, I’m sure doing his homework will be way more fun to do. I told him I’d give him a reward if he did good.
Why do you need him with his? What kind of reward? Are you two dating or something?
Are you being serious right now?
Having a Law and Order SVU marathon while I do my French vocab homework.
I know I’m sweet, but you can be pretty sweet yourself. French and Spanish are actually romance languages, so they’re pretty similar. Since I’m learning French it’ll make Spanish a lot easier. I figured they wouldn’t be free, but I’m sure we can work out a payment plan. Mm, good. I’m ready to do a super-duper fantastic job.
Even though you're even more sweet? Are they really that similar? I just know a lot of the languages that aren't english have a lot of similar words and phrases. Psh, who said that you had to pay in money? I know you will. Which is why i'm prepared.
Having a Law and Order SVU marathon while I do my French vocab homework.
Haha, you’re sweet. Yeah, I take French. I’ve been taking it for two years. I’ve been in it for so long I’d hate to switch… but maybe you can give me private Spanish lessons? Alright, babe. Can’t wait to see you and give you a kiss. Yeah? Well, now it looks like we both have an incentive.
You're the sweet one, liar. Well, I guess you are stuck with it but I imagine that French is harder than spanish. You're a genius though so you should be fine. I hope you realize that these lessons won't be free , babe. Oh trust me, it'll be more than a kiss. I hope you're ready to do a good job, because I will make it so worth it.