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“So I somehow managed to burn pasta and now the kitchen smells terrible. Do you know how to get rid of the smell before I get yelled at?”

#his name is now aiden #also sorry for the lame starter im bad at them

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matthew daddario for 1883 magazine

thewestonbiologist:

“Come on now, don’t go after Poe! Go after the person that created the bobble head because it was in fact that toy or what ever you call it that got you in trouble. You can’t stop… Awe, you have a new addiction that’s pretty interesting! I mean not good, but interesting. You don’t have to go as far as Dr. Phil. I’m pretty sure Kyler is going to be a psychologist so just go to him for an evaluation. You still mass shopped most of them in half of a week. I don’t know where to be impressed or scared. Hell yeah, I love Batman! No no, you had it all wrong. My brother is studying law, I’m used to this by now. I said I didn’t have to buy you anything if you were comatose. I still don’t have to buy you anything no matter what state you’re in. If I would have said I would only not buy you food if you were comatose then that would have been different.”

“No, no. It’s not the pop figure maker’s fault. I wouldn’t have purchased it if I hadn't fallen in love with Poe Dameron, therefore, it is ultimately his fault. What’s your addiction? You can’t say me because I don’t count. Nuh-uh, if I’m going to have a mental breakdown then I plan on doing it on TV and with Dr. Phil. He assisted Britney when she was cray-cray so he is the only one I trust. You should be impressed, it is pretty impressive, especially since a lot of them were hard to find. Who doesn’t? Although I've been more into marvel lately, so Captain America gets more attention than Batman from me. Well, why wouldn’t you want to buy me food every day, though? It’d bring a smile to my face and that’s all you should want in life. And you’d literally be my sugar daddy, get it? Because you’d be buying me sugary goods.”

dcncingsinger:

“I’m seriously contemplating telling dads to just cut you off because you’re reckless with your money. Bobbleheads, really? You’re my bro so I’ll definitely pay for you, but really?”

"Hey, I could be a drug-addict or something. They're lucky this is how I choose to spend my money. They’re adorable. I’ll buy you one next month and you’ll love them. Good because I’m starving and I’d have to be rushed to the E.R if you refused to pay.”

This is a little random but I'm in bed about to go to sleep and I suddenly got the urge to read some fanfiction so does anyone have good fic recs?

#ooc

dolandoeslima:

“Yeah. I get it. You’re shy. No shame in that,” Dolan eyed the other. At the foot of the stairs he slipped on his slippers and moved up the first step. “I know that question is rhetorical, but you’d actually be surprised,” Dolan laughed, reaching out to grab the banister. “I’m not leaving, I’m getting food. C’mon Puckerman. Hamburgers or hot dogs?”

“Thank you for understanding.” Dakota chuckled softly “Seriously? Do you ever get hard in public? Doesn't that make for awkward situations?" he asked curiously. His face lit up with joy and he nodded before he began to follow Dolan “Hot dogs with lots of mustard,” he said “I’d like two hot dogs in it if possible, sir.”

dolandoeslima:

“Evidently,” Dolan nodded, rolling his eyes again. He set the paddle down, a little defeated and annoyed. “Like ever? That must do wonders for you sex life.” A little teasing smile spread across Dolan’s face. “And who said they’d be flaccid?” Dolan raised an eyebrow and walked away from the table towards the stairs. “Anyway, I don’t really do video games and chocolate pretzels.”

Dakota rolled his eyes and tried to act annoyed but he couldn’t help but snicker at the comment “I take my clothes off for that. It doesn't mean I do it all the time and around everyone.” He furrowed his eyebrows at the question and glanced down at the man’s crotch “Wouldn’t they? Do you just walk around with a hard dick all the time?" he asked. He let out a long sigh and his eyes followed Dolan "Don't leave, please. I don't want you to be mad at me. And I'd really like to hang out, we can do anything you want as long as I get to keep my clothes on."