What am I doing.

I'm Eliza. I don't know what I'm doing. 12/1/2012 I won't be posting anything for a very long time so until this is removed just assume that I'm gone. Photos from instagram only appear because they're linked to this account.

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My dad at 29, me at 2 weeks. Me at 29, my boy at 2 weeks. 

this has got to be the best thing i have seen on tumblr so far, i love this way too much. 

[petropascal]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

sODA CAME OUT MY NOSE

[elizabeann-blog]

Also can I borrow bioshock infinite from anyone I played at someone else's house last night and I'm about to board the lady's airship but I need the game at my house to continue and ajdhhdhrnndjdnndjsn IT'S SO GOOD SOMEONE PLEASE LEND IT TO ME.

[v-is-a-cyberpunk]

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

The bravest woman on Earth.

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Today is Women’s Day- a good day to celebrate this incredible young woman.

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[tootwizard]

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

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[fredweasley]

school wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to wake up at the crack of satans ass

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xTHE WIGGLESx

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THIS SONG IS CALLED FRUIT FUCKING SALAD, SIDE TO FUCKING SIDE, OPEN THIS FUCKING ROOM UP

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WE’RE GOING TO PLAY SOMETHING A LITTLE HEAVIER; THIS ONE’S CALLED BIG RED CAR, CIRCLE PIT! CIRCLE PIT! I WANNA SEE SOME BLOOD ON THIS FUCKING FLOOR.

[allourprettysongs]

oh my gOD I can’t stop laughing whAt

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“THIS ONES CALLED HOT POTATO LET ME SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEONE”

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safghgmcHATGAHH

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but thATS NOT THE ORIGINAL YELLOW WIGGLE

NO

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ive never seen this in color, i like it c:

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....

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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

[excisions]

[elizabeann-blog]

in-ground trampoline 

what if it breaks

THEN YOU DIE

It leads to Hell

SATAN IS WAITING

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