[yourgfhouse]

I liked how the lighting looked here

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m at a point in my Spanish understanding where I can watch native content with subtitles but the problem is that nobody on planet earth has any respect for the art of making good subtitles no matter what language it is

[cvmplainer]

send him a picture of your nails by spreading it

[cooldduckuniverse]

[perriaeyjeve]

[ostolero]

I have three beverages advising me at all times

[what-even-is-thiss]

Instead of saying this soup was made from whatever canned vegetables I’ve got lying around I’m gonna call it pottage. Makes me sound like medieval peasant.

[ether--net]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I always find it weird when they try to market some food or another as being the solution to all of your problems when you could get the exact same benefit from eating a blueberry or whatever

[redstonedust]

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

[byjove]

“we need to build a parking lot on top of this 8th century cemetery, that is the only place in all of wales that we can put it”

[byjove]

accidentally referred to someone’s elderly rescue dog as their secondhand dog and I feel like that was a massive linguistic failure on my part 🧍‍♂️…their Goodwill chihuahua

[byjove]

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[sarnai4]

Since opening up can be scary, here's a post to let your moots know that if they're stressed, excited, sad, etc. or need/want to talk, your DMs are open 🫂.

[fromthemotionpicture]

[nocturnal-omissionnn-deactivate]

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