finding out that your new celebrity crush is not only old enough to be your dad, but is in fact older than your dad

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finding out that your new celebrity crush is not only old enough to be your dad, but is in fact older than your dad
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When Vox is Possessive...(Of You)
Vox tells people youâre âoff-limitsâ with a charming smile that barely hides the threat behind it.
He keeps a hand on you in public. Shoulder, waist, lower back, doesn't matter, just any excuse to touch you and remind the world you're his.
He doesnât share attention well. If youâre distracted while heâs talking, heâll tilt your chin toward his face. âFocus on me, sweetheart.â
If anyone flirts with you, Vox doesnât get mad, oh no, he gets competitive. Suddenly heâs extra affectionate, extra charming, extra âlook how good you have it.â
He has a habit of sending you little pop-up messages on your devices: âHow's my doll?â âThinking of you.â âCome see me.â
He will pull you into his lap without warning if someoneâs trying too hard to get your attention.
He marks you with a small electric jolt, just... a little shiver up your spine that only he can give.
When he kisses you in public, itâs deep, slow, and calculated. He wants everyone around to know.
In private, possessive Vox is softer but more intense. âI donât care who wants you⌠you come home to me. Always.â
His biggest fear is losing you, so once he loves you, he clings hard, not because he doubts you, but because he doubts himself.
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đđđđđśđđ âĄď¸: as royalty it's your duty to marry and provide heirs for the kingdom, however, your parents have a different plan for you.
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 đšor as long as you can remember, you have been allured by the forbidden. Whenever your parents commanded you to abstain from a certain act or sternly prohibited you from engaging in another, it ignited a fervor within your being. And inevitably, you succumbed to its allure.
Your relationship with your parents was not a harmonious one. From the time you were but a child, they made it abundantly clear that you were not conceived out of their love for one another, but rather out of an obligation to the throne. To them, you were an inconvenience, a mere hindrance that they longed to be rid of. Thus, you existed in a perpetual state of unease, forever uncertain of their next move.
Kinktober Day 13
day thirteen-> orc->dom/sub
orc (Kragthar) x fem reader smut
dom sub dynamics, hate fucking, non-con, sub reader, heavy dom orc, power dynamics, fingering, this is high key way more intense than my usual writing so lemme know what u think.
Really craving a big bad monster rutting his cock into me until he becomes a whimpering pussy drunk mess, every thrust leaking a little more precum and pushing it straight into my womb. His massive body encapsulating my entire frame as he surrounds me so that heâs the only thing I can see.
Drool dribbles from his maw and his long forked tongue swirls over my skin, using the excuse that heâs cleaning me up but really just wanting to taste me. And he canât stop moaning and whispering the most filthy things, promising heâs gonna stuff me to the brim and trap me with him forever. Every wet plap, plap, plap is intertwined with his sinful promises.
âWanâ me to make you a mommy? Gonna keep you all full and pregnant, make sure you never gonâ leave my side. Youâll stay right here where you belongâŚâ
And he doesnât stop the words from pouring out of his mouth even after heâs fucked me stupid and the ringing sound in my ears replaces his voice right before I pass out.
On the topic of shameless monster fuckers⌠Content: gender neutral reader, monster romance
The Monster under your bed loves haunting you. You see, scaring someone is an art few can master. One has to apply just the right amount of fright in order to have the poor human on their toes, yet perpetually clueless. Too much, and one risks unwanted exposure. Too little, and it wouldnât be fun.
So, he settles for humble, yet efficient tricks. Creaks of the floor, a faint scratch underneath your bed. Did something touch your leg just now? He cackles in delight every time you jolt, or gasp, or bend over to check for the source of all these mysterious sounds. Useless.
Tonight he returns for his routine. The room is pitch black, and he drags along his grotesque limbs in skillful silence. As he lowers himself, his smirk abruptly falters, eyes wide in disbelief.
Youâre lying in his very own spot, pillows strategically scattered, fingers joined together like a maiden about to say the lunchtime prayer. An impertinent smile crosses your face, cheeks dusted hot pink.
âFinally. I almost fell asleep waiting for youâ, you declare, batting your eyelashes.
Was his long-standing, methodical approach flawed? Could it be? The shadow creature omitted one vital detail, one absurd possibility: that you could reverse the roles. Very well, now what? Have you come to seek your revenge? Do you truly believe you have the slightest chance against an ancient, unholy being of no creation or beginning?
Hereâs another mistake - assuming your intention was that of confrontation. Thankfully he is quick to catch his own fallacy. He notes your circumstance: defenseless, curled in a tight, cramped space, with no escape. You have set yourself for failure. Before he can consider your reasoning, you pull him underneath, your small hands holding onto the cold, rugged surface of his blasphemous body.
Tonight you wonât be getting much sleep, yet for different reasons.
[More Monsters]
Forgot to include the initial doodle I had in mind for this
NSFW content!
On the topic of monster menaces who love to tease you...mimic monster surprising you with his presence at the most inconvenient times.
Your face gradually pales in horror upon discovering that the sofa you're currently sitting on with your friend is actually your cheeky partner. You can feel his hands kneading your thighs from underneath the plush material, making their way to your private parts.
Now you have to sip on your coffee and pretend you're not being fingered by literal furniture, as your friend chats away blissfully oblivious.
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A/N: Guess whoâs been sick? Me. This is domestic fluff at its finest. You can read the rest of the parts in this masterlist.
Out of jealousy (part 8): In sickness and in health
Orc (Hodei) x fem!reader || sickfic, tooth-rooting fluff, SFW (mostly)
Everyone knows that thereâs nothing as painful or awful as a the menâs flu. But thatâs only because those people donât know how it is to be taking care of an orc male when heâs slightly sick.
Youâd been the best girlfriend, preparing him soup and caressing his hair for hours, but he was whiny and refusing actual help, which wasnât cute at all. Sometimes you forget how fucking stubborn he could be, like when he was sick and acting like he was about to die because of it.
Youâd been wanting to hit him at the same time you wanted nothing more than to run out of here. You even considered (and threatened Hodei accordingly) calling his mom. Heâs been a pain in your ass, and he kept refusing to see a doctor or get any kind of medicine, insisting orcs could overcome the flu without medicine. You called bullshit on that, offering him soup and flicking his pointy ear to make him cry in pain like you just shot him.
So after another incredibly dramatic scenery of trying to feed him some soup just to have him tell you he wasnât hungry, you took out the big guns. âYou need to go to the doctor,â you announced with a harsh tone. You kept trying to be nice to him because he was sick, but he was getting on your nerves.
Under Your Hood
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Orc Mechanic x fem!readerâ body worship, praise, degradation, messy sloppy sex, spit, getting fucked stupid, edging, orgasm control, clitoral stimulation, implied multiple orgasms
One might think itâs weird to be excited about your car breaking down. But they would be too if they got it see the hunky Orc Mechanic that ran the shop.
You had this old piece of junk car that was long past its prime and probably on its last leg. But you didnât care how much money you poured into it, you couldnât let it go. Some deep sentimental emotional attachment that refused to release you from its hooks.
Most mechanics thought you were crazy but took advantage of you anyway. Overpricing their parts and services till you couldnât give them more. But not Orc Mechanic. He understood, could see the love you have for the giant death trap of a car. He didnât overprice, often gave you discounts, and he let you stay to watch him work when you were too anxious to leave your car.
Orc Mechanic was sweet and funny beneath his tough exterior and it wasnât long before you two grew close. Sure, he was as big as a tank with rippling muscles for miles. And yes, his expression is naturally reminiscent of a hard scowl that could make any monster jump out of their bones with fright. But he was also goofy and all the hard lines of him could melt into unbelievable softness with just one sweet laugh from you giggling over his antics or horrible jokes.
Hours with him bleed together. Night after night the rest of the mechanic leave, watching you two like youâre in your own world. None of them know how painfully aware you are of their every move. Waiting for everyone to leave and trying not to make it obvious.
âThat the last of âem?â He asks, his face buried under the hood of your car.
But both of you already know the answer and before you bother to utter a word heâs spinning around and pouncing on you. His claws prick at your skin, his hands everywhere, pawing your clothes off as the two of you stumble into the backseat of your precious car. He maneuvers his frame with ease, having had enough practice from previous cases of this.
Spreading your thick thighs to his hungry gaze he eyes your glistening folds, licking his lips like he can taste the scent of your arousal. His large digits spread open your slit and you donât even realize what heâs doing till he spits not one, two, but three fat globs of clear syrupy spit on your thirsty pussy and spears you with his fingers. A choked gasp flies past your lips, hips bucking as he immediately starts at a dizzying pace.
Your eyes cross at the intense blinding pleasure, hand flying down to grip his wrist. Not sure if you need him to slow down or pick up speed. He laughs, a mocking sound, the ecstasy painted clear across your face.
âWhatâs this now, baby? My little slut thinking sheâs in charge here?â He purrs, his fingers curling at just the right moment to make you scream.
Posessive in the Waters - Orc x Reader | 18+ Content
A/N: Hi yall! I just wanted to say that this will be the LAST DAY before my Patreon price goes up, so please be sure to sign up to become a legacy member and not have to pay my higher price and to get exclusive content!Enjoy this weeks post!
The hot water bubbled around you as you lined yourself up with your partners cock. Your face flushed, glistening with sweat and condensation of the hot spring. Your Orc gave a satisfied sigh as you finally sank onto him.
Like always, his length split you in half, plying apart your puffy wet flesh and snuggling into your warmth.
âThis,â he groaned, placing his hands on your waist, âwas a great idea.â
Mentally, you made a note to apologise to the Orcessâ when you got back to camp. They were going to be so mad with you â but itâs not like youâd told him!
As you started to ride him, your mind drifted to a few days before all this happened.
*
You squeezed the towel against your damp hair as the Orcessâ beside you laughed. âWhoâd thought that the natural springs would be so warm?â One nudged you in the side. âHow long have you known about this, (Y/N)?â
Wrapping the towel around your neck, you looked up at her and smiled. âWell, itâs not really a secret,â you frowned in thought. âI guess weâd never been close enough to a potential location for me to think about it.â
âWell, we know about it now!â Another Orcess leaned from behind the first one and winked. âThis should be our secret, alright? I donât even want to think about what would happen if the boys found out about it,â she wrinkled her nose.
âProbably ruin it,â the first one muttered. âYou know what theyâre like, washing themselves off in wells and shit â one time, I saw one of them washing in a river after a raid⌠where the humans threw their toilet waist.â
All three of you recoiled and shivered in disgust.
Hoping this was a one off incident, you didnât see why the other Orcs couldnât enjoy the spring. Most of the Orcs youâd seen were well behaved⌠Well, as behaved as Orcs could be. But a part of you wanted to keep it a secret too â itâs nice to have a little place where the women could go and be at peace.
Sure, Orcess were still Orcs, but much like their human counter parts, they too got sick of all the dick-swinging that could go on in camps. At first, you hadnât really paid any attention to it, too busy focusing on trying to keep up with all social rules and how the camp operated when moving from place to place.
It all came to ahead one evening, where a fight had broken out between a company of Orcs. It had started out in front of you; something about taking a weapon that belonged to the instigator before inaudible shouts came from both sides, before you knew it, the first punch flew through the air. Fists went flying, teeth shot out of mouths and blood spurted from noses.
Youâd shrieked in terror as the two wrestled closer to your seating area, your Orc jumping to his feet and yanking away one of the two parties. He shouted something at him as the instigator broke free, straightening himself up. âIâll kill him!â Heâd yelled. âI fucking mean it! If he touches my shit again, Iâll do it!â
âI already told you!â The other Orc bellowed back, spit and blood flying from his lips, words limp from missing teeth. âI didnât touch jackshit!â
âAlright enough!â Your boyfriend hollard over the two. âYou know how we deal with this â go and speak to the Dux and then you both can try to kill each other over it!â
The two Orcs went their separate ways, grumbling and glowering in each others directions as your Orc sank next to you. Youâd practically curled up into a ball, clutching your plate in your hand with a vice-like grip, shaking.
Your Orc put an arm around your shoulder. âItâs okay, donât worry,â he said, his voice light and airy, as if he hadnât just wrestled two Orcs away from each other. âThis is normal here.â
ââNormalâ?â you echoed, still shocked from that display. âOver a weapon?â Youâd thought that weapons would be passed around camp like it was money transferring hands. Perhaps in exchange of food, or gold, or whatever it was that Orcs traded amongst themselves.
âLook around,â your partner pulled you into his lap, placing a hand on your thigh and rubbing it in slow, comforting circles. âWho do you see mostly around here?â
The majority of Orcs around, were the Orcess. You could tell that they had somehow brightened up since the petty fight. They excitedly talked amongst themselves, some pulling out weapons and swinging them through the air, like they were discussing how they would have fought in that squabble.
âThey wereâŚâ you furrowed your brows. âWere they just making up that fight to impress them?â
A chuckle escaped your partner. âWhat? Surprised? Donât humans do the same thing?â
âWell, yeah, but nothing like that.â You frowned, âwait, hold on.â Memories of men biting their thumbs at each other and drawing their swords resurfaced in your mind. âNo, youâre right.â You looked up at your Orc.
Coming back to the present, you couldnât help but marvel at the lengths male sides of different species went to. Now that you remembered that battle, you completely agreed with the Orcess. If they arrived while you and the other women were at the springs, the Orcs might instantly start brawls to try and get your attention.
Bidding goodbye to the Orcess, you went back to your tent, rubbing the towel harder against the side of your head to catch any remaining droplets of water. When you entered, you froze.
Sat on the side of your cot, was your Orc, sharpening a dagger. He turned to look at you slowly, eyes narrowing at you. âWhereâve you been?â He asked.
You stared at him, mind racing, trying to come up with a believable excuse. You couldnât tell him youâd gone down to the river, that was where everyone washed⌠including the men of the camp. At that moment, most of the hunting party had gone down there to clean themselves off. You cursed yourself for not thinking ahead â but itâs not like youâd done this on purpose.
You always carefully timed going up to the spring, making sure that your partner would be busy to respect the privacy of the other Orcess who joined you. But you didnât consider him coming back to the tent early.
The only time you went down to the river was with your partner to keep an eye on you. If there were other Orcs around, you knew they wouldnât try anything if he your boyfriend was around, but your Orc just didnât like the idea of them ogling you.
Maybe there was a way you could spin this to be reasonable. After all, itâs not like you had to get naked in order to wash certain parts of the body â you could have just gone to wash your hair.
âI went down to the river.â You started, watching him for reaction. âTo, wash my hair after I fellâŚâ you searched the air. âInto a puddle of unknown origin. So I went down to the river to wash.â Internally you cringed. Puddle of unknown origin? What were you, a mad Mage (who called themselves âscientistsâ whatever that means) that believed in digging up corpses to study them?
Your Orc narrowed his eyes at you, and for a moment, you wondered if he was going to give you a lecture. Instead, he gave a shrug and stood. âThis was before the hunting party got back, correct?â
âYeah.â You breathed a sigh of relief. âI left as soon as they got there. I only needed to wash my hair anyway. I landed face first.â A grimace tugged at your lips. The implication made you cringe internally.
The Orc wrinkled his nose, but smiled. âI was going to kiss you, but I guess I canât do that now.â He moved past you.
âHey!â You scowled, following after him. âI did clean myself properly you know!â
âThen whereâs your soap?â He threw over his shoulder at you, his smile growing wider. ââCause itâs not in the trunk and it looks like it didnât come back with you either.â He stopped, his smile growing more teasing in nature. âI checked it before you came back.â
You stopped dead in your tracks, heart dropping. Soap. Of all the things to forget at the natural springs and it was that. It was a nice bar too â your boyfriend had brought it back from a raid.
It was rose scented, with little bits of lavender in it. You always came back smelling like a rose garden.
No big deal, you told yourself. Youâd just go up later to retrieve it, youâre sure no one else visited it. It would be suspicious if you left again. It was coming up to dinner time, so itâs not like you could slip away unnoticed.
You would have to go when everyone else had fallen asleep⌠and hopefully, find it and get back before your partner left for patrol and came back.
*
The night air was cold against your skin as you found the trail up to the natural spring. Your partner had woken you up when it was his time for patrol, but youâd pretended to stay asleep. Once you were sure heâd gone to carry out his duties, you donned your cloak and boots and headed out.
Slipping past the guards was harder than youâd anticipated, but were able to get by during the change over. Youâd worry about getting back into camp later.
You used the moonlight as your guide up the trail, keeping an eye out for the landmarks you mentally marked to keep you on track.
As you passed them, you couldnât help but notice a warm, glowing light as you got closer and closer to the spring.
Before long, you noticed the tell-tale flickering of a torch. You internally begged that it wasnât a stranger using your nice soap â even from a distance, you could smell it in use. Gritting your teeth, anger rushed through you. What kind of idiot uses some random soap they found?! What if it was just some lye that someone had forgotten to bring back home with them? They could melt their skin!
Fire lit under you, you rushed the spring. âHey who do you-â you gasped, clasping a hand over your mouth. Sat, lounging in the water was your Orc in the spring, running the bar of soap up and down his muscular arm.
He froze mid wash, suds dripping down and into the steaming water below him. After a moment, he leaned back against the stone behind him and gave you a knowing smirk. âI knew youâd come back for it.â He tossed the soap up in the air and caught it in the same hand. âSo, this is where youâve been going with the girls, huh?â
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May I please request one of your monster headcanons? I would like a headcanon of various monsters' reactions to the reader being insecure about sitting on their face. Reader is chubby and thinks they will crush their monster lover or their monster lover wouldn't like reader sitting on their face. I'm chubby, and I feel a bit insecure sometimes. I hope you are having a wonderful morning/evening/nightđ.
A/N: Hi! Chubby girl here, too. And I'm gonna say, if someone thinks you are too heavy for them... skill issue. Dump them, get someone stronger or less afraid of glory. If they don't want to be suffocated in pussy, are they even worth it? I think not. (And yes, this is a joke, don't come for me).
Werewolf!boyfriend would be shook. He thought he was doing a great job of showing you how fucking hot you are, curves, dimples, rolls and everything else. He's so attracted to you he almost popped a knot the first time you kissed and you are doubting how fucking hot he finds you. And on top of that you think he can't hold your weight while you ride his face? Unacceptable. He would lay flat and make you grind on his face until you've come so many times you don't doubt your hotness ever again.
Orc!boyfriend and Minotaur!boyfriend would be so offended. How can you doubt their strength? Do you think they are weak? You think they can't carry you? Hold your weight? They can lift three times your weight easily. They will probe it to you fucking you against the wall, and when you are pliant and cum-drunk, they will lay down and make you ride their face until they've had enough. You will not doubt their strength ever again.
Vampire!boyfriend would be mad at you. You have the audacity to doubt his taste? He's with you because you are fucking perfect. He wouldn't accept anything less. He will probe it to you, mount his face right this second, he will do all the work. He doesn't even have to breathe, he can spend hours under you, and he will do it gladly.
Dragon!boyfriend would be so amused by you he would start laughing until he chokes. You, the tiny human who can barely fit his cock in your tiny pussy, are saying he can't have you sitting on his face? Ridiculous. He would grab you with one hand (probing how strong he is) and would help you on his mouth just to probe you wrong.
You can see other headcanons in this masterlist and can send some whenever you want (it does take me a lil bit to get to them but I always answer).
5:13pm
DID SOMEONE ASK FOR MICAH YUJIN CONTENT??? I mean no not directly to me but Iâm doing it anyway heâs hot leave me alone
Micah has always teetered between being flirtatious and easily getting flustered. Normally he manages to get the upper hand but thereâs one instance where there was no winning and you never let him live it down.
It was about three months into your relationship and you hand came up to him randomly with a question he never thought youâd ask him.
âHey is there a particular pet name you want me to use? You always call me angel itâs weird that weâve been together this long and I either call you Micah or dumbassâŚâ
If he was honest he low key thought dumbass was your pet name for him and he gladly accepted it because he knew it was purely out of love but he said he didnât have one in mind and that you could choose whatever name you wanted for him. He didnât realize how much danger that suggestion put him in until it was too late.
Every day you tried a different pet name for him. At first he didnât think it would phase him too much but once you started doing it without warning his heart couldnât take it. The first time you called him baby he swore his heart stopped. It didnât help that youâd start playing coy when heâd ask you to take it easy on him.
âWhat? You said I can choose your pet name. i gotta test my options here.â
âYeah but I donât think my heart can take all these testsâŚâ
In reality you were just trying to see which name would fluster him the most but it wouldnât be any fun if he knew that.
After a few days you finally found the perfect name. It was mid day and youâd finally finished up your work for the day. When you got back to your home Micah was in the kitchen making something quick to snack on. He turned to look at you when you walked in and smiled.
âYouâre home! I misses ya angel~â
You gently caressed his face and smiles before pecking his cheek.
âI missed you too my pretty boy.â
He froze in his spot. He wasnât sure which part was making him short circuit more, the fact that you called him pretty or the fact that youâre so blatantly calling him yours. He face was burning as he was processing what you just called him and to make matters worse his brain decided the best course of action was to run and hide in the bathroom. He was even more embarrassed as he heard your cackling from behind him. He just couldnât take it. The way you looked at him, the way it rolled off your tongue so sweetly, like that had always been his name. He was your pretty boy and he couldnât take how much he liked it.
Of course you had to add salt to the wound by knocking on the door to tease him more.
âWhats wrong Micah? You donât like the pet name? I happen to really like it! I mean, youâre very pretty, and definitely mine I donât see the issue.â
He ended up darting out of the bathroom to pull you into a hug and bury you into his chestďżźďżź, anything to get you to stop making his heart race like it was. Before heâd have to fight you just to admit you thought he was cute or to tell him you like him. He doesnât know when you started becoming this bold and open about how you feel about him but he isnât sure if he can take it. Donât get him wrong he loves it but heâs not sure his poor heart can take the heart attacks youâve been giving him.
âAngel, youâre trying to kill me arenât you? My poor heart is gonna give out with how much youâre making it raceâŚâ
Now a days you call him that name at random just to see him freeze and blush. He canât help it, something about you claiming him like that just sends him reeling. And of course every time he does you take that chance to tease him, asking if he needs to go to the bathroom.
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WARNING(S): (Slight-ish?) Dub-con, mention of pornography, mention of NSFW audios, masturbation, adult toys, multiple orgasms, fluff, cyber-stalking, cam-girl, pillow humping, praise/degradation
SUMMARY: Micah breaks his promise on not doing background checks on you anymore and finds some interesting things.
WORD COUNT: 2.7k
SONG: Come Through and Chill - Miguel
TAIYO MY LOVE I DIDNT KNOW YOU LIKED ERROR 143 TOOđ PLS IM ON MY KNEES FOR SOME MICAH CONTENT FROM YOU (if you dont write for him just ignore this)
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masterlist. / taglist. / any request? synopsis. the movie date you go on with Micah ends up being a bit more than PG-13.
âââ â notes. i'm always willing to help a fandom in need,, also just finished the game like yesterday and the way i instantly logged in a scrolled for fanfic i need to be TAMED .
âââ â length. 2.2k words (22 mins) .
âââ â genre and warnings. +18 nsfw under the cut. minors dni, idiots in love, takes place after good ending, praise kink, Exhibitionism, handjob, oral sex(male receiving), height difference, size kink, cheesy fluff, movie date, consent is sexy, Micahâs is a head pusher, comment if i miss something | â feedback is always welcomed & don't forget to reblog đ¤
Perhaps it was strange to let the man you had just met online persuade you to go on a movie date with him.
A swarm of not only butterflies but possibilities clouding your thoughtsâmostly concerns given the fact that this all could be a trap to lure you away from your home just to kidnap you, or worse, maybe he was just a massive fuckboy toying with your emotions all this time.
However, there you were, nervously shifting your weight as you waited for Micah to arrive as you stood close to the entrance.
It had been a while since you had experienced such anxiety, the butterflies in your stomach fluttering at just the mere thought of some boy like you were back in middle school.
Maybe the reason you had felt like this was that Micah had put you under some strange spell, and you wanted to curse him and his stupid golden eyes, and his stupid lips, and his stupid face.
Oh brother, you had it bad.Â
How would the Monster Boyfriends/Husbands handle a darling that wants a custom dildo of their penis? Straight up a 1:1 exact copy?
Then if the darling is a woman she can have two penises up both her holes
Werewolf!boyfriend would be super into it. What do you mean you can take TWO of him? He would be drooling all over you, ready to stretch you with his tongue until you can take both knots at the same time. The idea of claiming both of your holes at once, making you feel completely stretched by him? Yes.
Vampire!boyfriend would be against it. If you want dick, you ask him for it. You don't play with a replica of him. He would be almost offended that you suggested it. You can have the real thing, why would you even want a copy? He would probably fuck you into oblivion just to make you forget about any dildo.
Dragon!boyfriend would be confused, not really understanding why you would want a replica of his dick, but he'd do anything you'd ask of him. You want a plastic replica of his dick? He would make it better, he would give you ten of them, one in each material you'd like. Diamond dragon dick? You got it. Ruby dragon dick? Perfect coloring. Marble dragon dick? He would get the best of the best to make it for you... (He really doesn't get why you wanted them, but now you have a whole collection).
Orc!boyfriend would be worried about it. Do you not want to have sex with him anymore? Do you want a custom dildo so you don't have to touch his scarred body? He would be feeling the angst, but he would comply if it would make you happy. It would take him a bit of worry and coaching to tell you the truth. You'd have to make it up to him, showing exactly how you want to fuck him, first with the dildo, and then riding him like your life depends on it.
Minotaur!boyfriend would be confused, not even aware that could be a possibility. But the second the dildo arrives and he sees you holding it, he gets it. He gets it so much he makes you sit in front of him and ride the dildo until your legs give out, just to spread you open and fuck you again and again and again with the real thing this time.
You can see other headcanons in this masterlist and can send some whenever you want (it does take me a lil bit to get to them but I always answer).
Hehehe đ Iâm glad you liked my cockwarming idea, so letâs dive a little deeper hm?
I would cockwarm my lovely monster as long as it lets me, and sometimes it even makes me beg to keep their perfect cock warm!
It can be so mean and condescending sometimes, but itâs all worth it when they finally use me for my warmth, ensuring that my pussy is completely ruined for any human male that comes across me in the colder months!
But I donât complain, and why should I? Itâs just my lovely monster, and soon enough I convince them to move in and be my roommate, which was the best idea I ever made.
Once they moved in, they completely took over my mind and day at home! Constantly praising me, doing all my chores, making me meals.. I couldnât help but feel so pampered :(
Soon all I could do around them was look pretty and relaxed while the praise completely shut my mind off.
âSuch a pretty girlâ âLook at you keeping all that dick inside you~â âMy perfect greedy oneâ âYou look so beautiful when youâre dripping for meâ
âYou canât even help but be my wet mess, hm pretty? Just so happy to be my little cocksleeve⌠not that Iâm complaining.. you keep me so warm and cozy⌠Iâm just so proud of you, and your sweet little pussy~â they tease me as I instantly get wetter, and their mocking chuckles donât help either, how can I help it? It just makes me so⌠full.. and happy.. and needed!
But of course the moment fall hits, their perfect cock slides out of me so they can reconnect it with their body, to my utter displeasure. But hey! At least theyâre my roommate now, so while they are hot and toasty, I can cuddle them while Iâm cold! They still donât let me touch their cock during the holidays, but, they more than make up for it with how they treat me, our home.. and my pussy đ¤Ş
But one afternoon, when I come back home on a cold winterâs night, I see my alien friend has brought over his friend, who is undeniably freezing from the cold.
âWhatâs going on..?â I ask worriedly as my roommate explains that the shivering alien is just like him, but for the opposite months.
I had never seen its kind actually cold before, but it looks so painful, like they truly freeze without proper warmth, and even being outside myself, I knew there was a bitter cold raging outside our home.
So like a good roommate, I eagerly accept to help out its friend, blushing and smiling dumbly as my roommate slowly pulls down my layers of clothing and praises me for being such a great friend to them and helping them out, the genuine gratitude already making me excited as my roommate helps me bend over.
Moaning and whimpering as my roommate takes it upon itself to prepare me for its freezing friend in need, my roommates long, slimy tongue doing wonders for me as I become a perfect wet hole for its friend to use.
I hear them speaking in their native tongue before hearing its friend thanking me desperately in such a shaky voice, and all I could feel is a need to help it.
âItâs- itâs okay, please⌠I donât want either of you to freezeâŚâ I whine and I eagerly open my legs wider, gasping and trembling as they push their cock deep inside me, itâs a bit more slender than my roommates but it makes up for it in its own delicious length and texture, with more ridges than bumps, filling my pussy to the brim in that outer worldly and completely addictive way, my cervix getting pushed further into my body to make room for itâs entire cock to fit snuggly.
Naturally, I go to stand up (since my roommate usually just detaches his cock) until I feel them slowly thrusting in and out of me, leaving my legs instantly shaky as I look at my roommate in confusion, blushing as I see their smug smile.
âTechnically my friend here does need your precious body⌠but theyâre⌠slightly different in their need than I am, my perfect humanâŚâ they explain, leaving me even more confused and aroused as the pleasure grows exponentially as their friend holds my hips and continues the deep, slow pace, their sighs of relief and comfort from the cold melting my heart.
âWhatever they need⌠I can handle it.. promise..!â I babble as I slowly get my thoughts fucked out of my brain, moaning more as my roommate praises me for being so generous.
âI know you can⌠thatâs why youâre gonna be a good girl and take all of their eggs, hm..?â They coo into my ear, leaving my mind spinning as Iâm already squirting at the thought of having an even greater sense of need, a need to be the best human for my aliens.
âMhmmm! I will⌠I wanna⌠Iâll help..!â I moan dumbly as they both praise me, and soon, my mind kinda just shuts off when I feel their ovipositor slowly push into my cervix and slowly pumps around 30 medium sized eggs into my womb directly before covering them in itâs cum, each thought in my head disappearing with each cold egg that pops into my womb to be heated and warmed up.
When I can finally think again, Iâm being cuddled by both of them on the couch, with my roommateâs friend holding me and caressing my swollen belly. âThank you⌠thank you so much⌠your warmth.. itâs lifesaving⌠reallyâ they say with so much gratitude and joy, how could I not be overjoyed to have helped them?
âOf course, anything for a friend in need⌠just.. how long are they gonna stay inside me..?â I say sweetly, shivering in excitement when my roommate gently pulls my chin up so Iâm looking directly at their face.
âRight up till the first day of spring.. donât think youâll get out of our little agreement, pretty human⌠unless you donât want to contin-â they say mockingly, to my dismay as I shake my head yes in disappointment, âOf course I want to!â
âThatâs my perfect girl⌠now you get to be full even longer.. and help out my kind even more.. isnât that perfect for us..?~â my roommate coos, and I canât help but eagerly agree as I get more aroused looking at their friend caress my lumpy belly, full of his soft eggs soon to come before spring time.
After all, I just wanna be a good alien cocksleeve :(
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YOUR MIND OH MY GIDDY AUNT THAT WAS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME HOW BIG THESE EGGS GET. I'M ON THE EDGE (IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE) OF MY SEAT.
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