marcel

hii not very active. sorry

[mcaelius]

more intelligent people than me need to be doing freakier things to tibullus

[seianusfanboy]

cato and his chudlings

(his sister servilia at right, at the bottom is his daughter porcia and servilias son brutus)

[wavaur]

reqs #3 !!!

clodia for @romanblorbos

caeli rufi for @mcaelius

liberatores for @eatcoals

cato for @thempyrealexicon

[wavaur]

reqs #2. there will be at least ONE more batch

old pea for @tunathena

pompcero for @stasigeier

oratrices for @tulliolaciceronis

messalla corvinus for @elkanach

[mcaelius]

do we think theyre doing ok

[elkanach]

perusia's sacrifices ....

[elkanach]

fulvia & cicero('s head) ... made one wmillion years ago but not posted. for some reason ?

[asalienssee]

i miss them waaa waaa

[wavaur]

epaphroditos

[elkanach]

thabt one scene in attis

[en-theos]

catullus vis a vis clodius so fascinating. did he even give a shit about the politics or was he just mocking one of the most dangerous politicians of the republic for interpersonal beef reasons. did he originate the incest rumour or was he riding a bandwagon (catullus? derivative????). did being clodia's favourite fucktoy grant him safety from the mob and clodius' ruffians. was he ever harassed or cornered by milo's gladiators my peenor

[en-theos]

found the answer. he was wearing a collar with a 'property of clodia, no touching' tag the entire time. hash tag political immunity

[necrophilologist]

happy pride month

[elkanach]

male seahorse in heat . happy pride month <3

[hortensius]

lawyer brunch

[asalienssee]

evil pussy

[consulships]

HOW SO FIRMLY TO CAPTURE AND GRISP YOUR ROMAN SENATOR:

approach him calmstyle from the back. do not approach from the front or above as it reminds him of his natural senatoreating predators

firmly grisp it around his middle, making sure to stay away from the face as he may bite, and not to get your fingers tangled in his toga. it is normal for him to orate and propose laws loudly, do not be startled.

do not squeeze him as this may compress his province extorting organ causing decreased quality of life

allow him to squirm and kick his legs until he calms down and you can place him into his enclosure. make sure there are no mirrors as he can beome hormonal, and that he has plenty of political enemies to scheme against and expensive furniture and food and water. a villa style setup is best

make sure never to pet your senator anywhere but his head as this can make him hormonal and stressed

[catilinas]

the challenge in writing the bad fish sex sonnet was to attempt to outdo my source material 👍