i made you a brutus sandwich

romepost containment area please stop asking me for book recs i am shrimply not the best person to ask . . . lynn, 24, she/he . ask to tag likes/follows from twinktorturer

[consulships]

fucking him infront ofhis ancestral imagines. sorry i meant fucking him in front of his ancestral imagines. sorry i meant f

[adriles]

on the field of battle, smoke show babes are putting my men to the sword . Perfect Dimes, Beautiful beautiful women. theyre killing them. Stop the violence

[necrophilologist]

happy pride to them also

[luciuscorneliussulla]

i'm sulla and i love war

[cryptotheism]

Do you think Plato could've taken a cave hyena

RAW STRENGTH: Cave hyena wins

PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE: Also the cave hyena

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[consulships]

ovid fucked augustus crazy style and the sex was so mindblowingly good that he let him publish the ars but then years later the spell wore off and he became boring again and exiled ovid because he didnt want anyone finding out about the crazy sex they were having. or something

[consulships]

unpublished ovid poem about octs hole etc

[necrophilologist]

in this dark age of censorship, remember that if ovid managed to stay a pervert during the moralising tyranny of the augustan age, you can do the same now. don't worry about what happened to him next

[mcaelius]

mystery of ovid sex monday

[mcaelius]

[girlalcuin]

i am sure ovid was a foot guy. like wanting dainty matrona toes in his mouth guy

[consulships]

i miss ovid he was like tbe original patron saint of the knowing and understanding perverts and sickos

[diosapate]

[catilinas]

it's pride month mamercus. you know what that means

[mamercus]

do you want me to do like. gay electoral humiliation. what

[catoneuticense]

we donthave the recipe for virtueslime anymore

[thempyrealexicon]

lentulus spinther: does anyone want to caesar with me. wait fuck no i mean lentulus with me. does anyone want to spinther with me. let's blow caesar up also.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions