The Misadventures of Ella the Elf

ella // 23 // michigan

[bringmetothe-pilot]

No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife

[lobsterquadriille-deactivated20]

[pinballwizzer]

no cops just elton john with his elton john brass knuckes

[ella-the-elf]

So not to be [redacted] on main or anything, but I literally can’t wait to get my guts rearranged when my boyfriend comes home

[sobeitjayt]

Drake: These days all I do is wonder if you’re bending over backwards for someone else

Her:

[ella-the-elf]

No business like hoe business ✨

[ella-the-elf]

I can’t wait for Christmas hoe outfits ✨

[ella-the-elf]

I look like every girl I thought was hot in 2012

[agustdsbaby]

[no-chill-at-all]

[ablackgirldaydreaming]

Yea

[tittytaytay]

same

[chiyana]

load up the playlist and spend the days writing and…praying

[androphilia]

[yungmeme]

why is that pine cone drinking

to forget

[glitteryheaux]

my momma:  I’m glad I ain’t raise no hoes

me: 

[russian-style]

[allloversbetray]

[themodernobjectivist]

Mens Issues

Mens Issues

A man is approximately 165% more likely to be convicted than a woman

Men are significantly more likely to be the victims of violent crime

Men and Boys are doing worse in all aspects of the educational system, from kindergarten to university.

Men suffer from Paternity fraud

Female business owners get money from the government for being female. Males?no

Some Airlines, have banned male from sitting next to children because they are men.

Rape of males in Prison and jail

Male circumcision is still legal

Men often coerced into sex: study

Boy victims of sex trafficking ignored

Men are 93 % of work place death/violence.

Eating disorders among men and boys

Demonization of Male Sexuality

Catastrophically high suicide male rate

Literally zero male shelters

75-80% of the Homeless are men

Family courts are bais against men.

Breast Cancer gets more funding/research/drugs than Prostate cancer despite affecting men at a similar rate of women.

Divorced men are 40% more likely to commit suicide

Founder of Canadas only male shelter for abuse forced to close due to lack of funding before committing suicide.

Shame men into going to war.

[apup-deactivated20171002]

me listening to sia’s older, calmer emotional songs

me listening to sia’s newer, louder emotional pop bangers

[ella-the-elf]

The signs and flrting

Says they can't flirt but can flirt like a love God: LEO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus

Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it's horrible: Virgo, Pisces, SCORPIO, Aries

Can't flirt for shit: Cancer, Aquarius

Always flirting whether they know it or not: LIBRA, Gemini

[997]

me: i need to fix my sleep schedule! waking up early is so good and i get to enjoy the best of the weather and i get ultra productive and- me @ 4:37 am on a wednesday:

[whatsliferotfl]