🐶ne smile is w😆rth a m💎llion w💖rds!

Sick dog + a scared kid

[girlvasectomy]

[dungeonqueering]

So I reopened my dating apps because my tarot deck said to

And then I matched this guy

So I was like "Ok I GOTTA message him"

THE RING WRAITH SAID TRANS RIGHTS

I think I'm in love.

I'll try to keep you updated, but if I stop posting I've run off to Mordor.

[dungeonqueering]

Small update:

He replies pretty slowly, but that's OK, I think I've got him.

[dungeonqueering]

I don't think he knows what to make of me

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

I’m so invested in this romcom OP plEASE keep us posted.

[dungeonqueering]

It's been really slow

[dungeonqueering]

GUYS IM SWOONING

[dungeonqueering]

[carolxdanvers]

How the fuck do you have this much chemistry with a nazgul

[dungeonqueering]

I'm a BARD

[dungeonqueering]

[uberguber89]

"Because my tarot deck said you" do you think they were just like, "you gotta see this out, it's hilarious"?

[dungeonqueering]

To it's credit, I've also met a guy I really like. That just isn't funny.

[dungeonqueering]

GUYS

I THINK WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THING

Also I told him about you. Also I have cut out some parts of the Convo, but all the fun parts are here.

[dungeonqueering]

GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING

What do I WEAR?!

[dungeonqueering]

I could cry.

I have to announce a tragedy.

Naz Gûl was kicked from Tinder before I got his number. I'm heartbroken. :(

[dungeonqueering]

HE FOUND ME!!!!!!!

[dungeonqueering]

Update: the date is set!

[lazy-hobbit]

OK COOL BUT DID YOU GET TO HANG OUT??? HOW WAS IT

I NEED AN UPDATE, OH-NAZGUL-CHARMER

[dungeonqueering]

Working on it! :)

[dungeonqueering]

[dungeonqueering]

So we moved on over.

I apologize for the lack of updates, but this update has us to the present finally!

We have a schedule. Both our lives have been ABSURD over the duration of this story, and there's a lot of me and him in here.

A lot of folks seem to think that this is a romantic date? Pretty early on, Naz said that he wasn't looking for romance. And I am VERY Polyamorous, but not really looking for new folks right now.

Still! We're going to do this thing! We're going to meet, and we're going to take pictures (maybe even a video or two?) And you'll get to see it!

[dungeonqueering]

Today's the day

[dungeonqueering]

We opted for a coffee shop because of the rain, but I am here with coffee waiting.

[dungeonqueering]

Why am I so nervous? This isn't even a DATE date. We're bros. It's gonna be cool.

Any car could be Him, and I keep looking up at each one. Is he gonna show up in the costume? Is the weather cool for that? Is it in the wash?

Thankfully I did think of a cool line to say when he gets here.

[dungeonqueering]

Gotta be honest, I wish I had done a "Tap To See More" on this post all those months ago, scrolling is a pain.

There's a girl outside having an ANIMATED conversation about someone who wronged her friend and she is big mad. I am living for her. I want the best for her life. I will never speak to her.

[dungeonqueering]

Oh god oh fuck oh shit he's here, he pulled up. How do I look? Is there anything in my teeth? Act cool, Guin, act cool

[dungeonqueering]

Holy fucking shit

[dungeonqueering]

[elleemeffayo]

🐌

On da road again

𐚁 𓃗✰

Traveling with pa ;m; pray for me pls im pretty sure he’s got some mental disorder that’s never been diagnosed so he runs roadtrips like the navy and man handles all my stuff 🫠

[elleemeffayo]

I do not like gangies macadamia

[elleemeffayo]

don’t take a bath with dyed black hair guys 😢

[ravenlynclemens]

some guys from stuff

[elleemeffayo]

Leona turning into goo🫟

Snippet

[elleemeffayo]

Fit to go get hit by a car what do ya think

Going to comic con in November ^^ So so happy

+ pathetic Tyvson WIP prop that I’ll be carrying with me

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[elleemeffayo]

me when I lie

[elleemeffayo]

I really don’t wanna be here anymore

I remember I used to love being here when I was 13

I’m sorry

[sugar-reserves]

𑄝੭ random pixel dividers ノ gifs !

gifs used to make them are not mine - source no credit required. ♡ and ↻ appreciated!

[mlarayoukai]

happy mothers day to her

[elleemeffayo]

why do proshippers interact with posts that are talking about them in a bad light like I think I made it clear that I don’t like you bud

[cyanpyromaniac]

Music-related stamps I made, free to use without credit. Idk who made the template, because I got it from someone who didn’t credit the creator.

Blood for evening - Rory in early 20s

When the doves cry… - Toxic Lipstick

Aren’t We So Lucky To Be Alive? - Elias And The Error

Testosterone! - Talkshow Boy

Goblin - Tyler, The Creator

S/T - Doddodo & Limited Express (has Gone?)

Not As It Seems - Mr. Cloud

Chaos Series (Extended) - UTAnaya-P

Break Away EP - Siodin

[discount-supervillain]

[discount-supervillain]