Bipolar & Boobs

Elle. Canada. She/Her Putting the bi in bipolar. If you’re getting anything done for treatment resistant depression, ask me about it and I’ll be your guide. Insta: @elleshellsbells Twitter: @elleninstoon

[lasaraleen]

rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai

[lasaraleen]

[mytwitterbookmarks]

Bookmark #340

Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/Thinklikebutter/status/2048073396303319499

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[sweetvantass]

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

[famouslysleepy]

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

[optimalmongoose4]

You really don’t get the same experience on other websites huh

[purpleisnotacolor]

∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） mmmm, vegan soup! 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　   ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・◎・） slrrrp 　　(　ﾞノ ヾ 　　と＿)_)

　　  ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like prion disease… 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　  ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） 　　( つ　O. __ 　　と＿)_) （__(）､;.o：。 　　　　　　　　　　ﾟ*･:.｡ 　 　　　 _ _　 ξ 　　　 (´ 　 ｀ヽ、　　 　 __ 　　⊂,_と（　 　 ）⊃　 （__(）､;.o：。 　　　　　　Ｖ　Ｖ　　　　　　 　 　 ﾟ*･:.｡

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[r4cs0]

Dude wtf

[saintofpride201]

This is the "I dug up human bones" website and you're actually surprised?

[beardedmrbean]

Breast milk ice cream was far less creepy, not really creepy at all, but not shocked at all here.

[gunk-droid]

im developing my theories

[felixfeliccis]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[mytwitterbookmarks]

Bookmark #341

Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/shadowoftheali/status/2048466213706104989

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[mytwitterbookmarks]

Bookmark #342

Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/2048860875398758524

[elleshellsbells]

I genuinely don’t think I have ever been calm for a single moment in my entire life

[hotvampireadjacent]

[whats-mine-is-hers]

you tell him purin

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[enki2]