Who Is Megamind

We post bullshit here sir

[megamindsupremacy]

hey yall!

Mads | adult | always use whatever pronouns are funniest

Shleapord on bluesky, in case tumblr explodes

@aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202 is technically my main - likes, asks, follows come from that guy. I treat this blog as my main, though.

Shleapord on Ao3. --I cultivate fic recs under the "Recs" category of my bookmarks on Ao3. I also make my own rec lists on Tumblr. Here's the masterpost

Here's my blanket permission to write fics based on my headcanons/aus/braindump posts! All I ask is that you either link back to my Tumblr or Ao3 in the fic, and tell me so I can read it and freak out about how amazing of a writer everyone is

The url is a joke from my main. Here is an explanation for it but to be clear no I am not a Megamind fan blog <3

Askbox always open - come say hi!

I'm at something like a 70:30 queue:reblogs ratio. The queue never, ever dips below 200 posts. It's an issue.

Organization tags used:

#mads posts: For original posts

#i should make an ask tag: THIS IS MY ASK TAG. Like, the actual tag, not something I happen to say when responding to every ask. Guys please.

#fic recs: Fic recs for most of the fandoms I've been in. Here's the masterpost again

#mads’ ao3 fics: Links to fics I post on ao3

#mads writes: For talking about my wips+fics outside of the links I post under #mads’ ao3 fics

#containment breach: For posts that have breached containment (usually over 1k, but maybe higher depending on the fandom)

#containment maintained: Posts I like that didn't breach containment (not every single post, just ones I like)

AU Masterlists: (very infrequently updated)

Gravity Falls AU Masterlist

DC AU Masterlist Homophobia, the poll

DP AU Masterlist (not an AU I'm just proud of it) Ectober Crosstitch Project

Malevolent Tournaments Masterpost Goldfish AU

PJO Masterlist

[3ster1065]

Stop being competition STARTING NOW

[nebulations]

[ID: A Magnus Archives comic set when Georgie and Jon were living together, set against a yellow background with green highlights. Jon is petting the Admiral while speaking with a smile, all of his speech bubbles filled with scribbly text but with "Martin" and "Mahtin" highlighted. Georgie is scrapbooking, and she grins and asks, "When's the wedding?"

The style turns very simplified as Jon asks "What?" and Georgie freezes and asks, "What?" Back to the original style, Jon asks with an earnest smile, "Of who?" and Georgie face-palms with a tired frown while crumpling a page. End ID]

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read @startingatmidnight 's fic The Astrobiology Immersion Program, then read it again, then again, then drew fanart about it. it's the world's most perfect bodyswap fic and everyone should read it right now!!!

[grickle14]

Accidents can happen to any of us.

[theaftersundown]

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

[tripp-pants-sora]

time to break this out again

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

[dr-paint]

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

[teslafactory]

every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

[schlarklezyaoi]

the among us show might genuinely be cinema i just watched a crewmate handle an actual fucking g-string

[schlarklezyaoi]

[schlarklezyaoi]

this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward

[schlarklezyaoi]

i spent the entire show joking with my boyfriend that paramount just didn’t actually monitor the show and just released it without actually caring about its contents. what do you mean that wasn’t really a joke.

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Stratt: Oh no.

Stratt: I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to be sad or stressed about this.

Stratt: GRACE!

Grace: On it!

Grace: *starts sobbing and going into a full panic attack*

[fredricwertham]

Jason’s fixation on Dick is an outcome of Bruce’s obsession with him, as is Damian’s to a lesser extent, but we must remember that Tim’s developed on its own AND that it precedes Bruce’s at least by several minutes☝🏻

[fredricwertham]

You got me a lil with the parents bit 😭

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

Rocky probably thinks it's so funny that he can block Grace's line of sight and boom, Grace just can't see something.

[huangh]

"You sleep, I watch"

[richardhkirk-deactivated2022072]

Old movies that suck and are awful are great, but new movies that suck and are awful are stupid. Hope this helps