Absolute Poppycock

The best slowdancer in the universe

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[meowfountain]

hyperfixations are so crazy because you never know whether this next thing you like is going to be a short-term interest or if it's going to change your entire life forever

[detailedart]

Moon over the Parthenon temple on the Acropolis of Athens, Greece.

[lucyllawless]

“All in all, not a bad day on set.” -Victoria Smurfit VICTORIA SMURFIT TALKING ABOUT KISSING KATIE MCGRATH ON DRACULA

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unbotheredmuse]

[buckybarsn]

September 1, 1991: Harry, Ron, And Hermione Enter Hogwarts For The First Time.

Happy september 1st.

[madame-helen]

[altruistic-meme]

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

happy 1st bday to... this.

[modmad]

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

[blondejaneblonde]

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

[54-tyler]

I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

[sharkfish]

[ace-kaz-brekker]

Every time I see a bunch of posts from Neil Gaiman on my feed I think, "Neil... you're procrastinating writing again, aren't you"

[ace-kaz-brekker]

Neil.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what book(s) you’ll always recommend to people

[chaser]

[berninisanders]

[thecraftybear]

Brutus committed to the bit 100%.

[daphnedumauriwhore-deactivated2]

merry ides of march