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🇻🇪🇪🇸 I'll post random shits of my interest, while I try to put some common sense in this deranged app. Beep/bop/boop personal main blog and I know different fiction from reality. I prefer be neutral/impartial person between politycal, ideology or fandom dramas terms (unless when are true discrimination or injustice of any type. I prefer to be egalitarian (anti feminism at this point), individualist or a dissident.) Against cancel/cringe/censorchip culture! Get woke go broke I'm into centrist libertarian "Don't tread on me!" 🐍, ALM, no woke and anti-authoritarian. Pro shipper (it don't means be a apologizer of incest or pedophilia). This blog is mostly reblogs and satire meme posting. Please be kind and polite in this blog and with me 😊👍🏽. Sorry for the long bio.

[madame-helen]

[mogwai-movie-house]

Everything I hear about this movie makes me never, ever, ever want to see it.

[otherwindow]

[madame-helen]

[wolf-whisperer]

[baeddelshinsgirl]

OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!! I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!

[zombiegrapes-deactivated2018020]

You’re a husky, Harry

[junkfoodcinemas]

All right, kid, here’s the deal. At any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the planet most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough. They’re just trying to make a living.

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[robot17]

[madame-helen]

"The curse goes on..."

[lizardsfromspace]

What dark secret a small town is concealing, by region:

Northeast - ancient cult from old country

Midwest - a monster betwixt the corn

South - that reclusive family no one dares speak of

Southwest - experiment gone wrong

Northwest - eerie unsolved murder

[lizardsfromspace]

Alaska - something buried under centuries of ice, rising when the days draw short

Hawaii - a curse in the lava the mainlanders are too arrogant to fear

Florida - no one in Florida keeps their fucked up shit a secret

[r4cs0]

Soon ...

[r4cs0]

ITS TIME

MOTHERFUCKERS

[mogwai-movie-house]

The Critical Drinker lays out the perfect storm of problems turning audiences off to Christopher Nolan's forthcoming Odyssey.

[charactersmashorpass-2]

"Hot red head lady with a big sword. That's so irresistible."

smash or pass: nariko (heavenly sword)

smash

pass

Remaining time: 28 minutes

[madame-helen]

[charactersmashorpass-2]

"She is my favourite of the emotions"

smash or pass: disgust (inside out)

smash

pass

Remaining time: 39 minutes

[jardinssteve]

[madame-helen]

[susanoos-wife]

How self-shipping feels:

[madame-helen]

Self-shipping is delusional cringe, find a real partner.

[good-advice-ganondorf]

[jardinssteve]