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🇻🇪🇪🇸 I'll post random shits of my interest, while I try to put some common sense in this deranged app. Beep/bop/boop personal main blog and I know different fiction from reality. I prefer be neutral/impartial person between politycal, ideology or fandom dramas terms (unless when are true discrimination or injustice of any type. I prefer to be egalitarian (anti feminism at this point), individualist or a dissident.) Against cancel/cringe/censorchip culture! Get woke go broke I'm into centrist libertarian "Don't tread on me!" 🐍, ALM, no woke and anti-authoritarian. Pro shipper (it don't means be a apologizer of incest or pedophilia). This blog is mostly reblogs and satire meme posting. Please be kind and polite in this blog and with me 😊👍🏽. Sorry for the long bio.

[madame-helen]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[hinerdsitscat]

The Star Wars films, from Obi-Wan Kenobi's perspective

Episode I: The Time Someone Decided That I, of All People, Was Ready to Be a Parent

Episode II: The Time Mystery Monday Got Completely Out of Hand

Episode III: The Time I Left Coruscant for Ten Fucking Minutes and Anakin Destroyed the Jedi Order and the Entire Republic

Episode IV: I Guess the Skywalkers Are All Back on Their Bullshit Again

Episode V: The First Time in Three Goddamn Years Luke Actually Answered My Phone Call

Episode VI: That Time I Had to Sit On the Sidelines and Watch My Two Dumbass Apprentices Race to See Who Could Screw Everything Up the Fastest

Bonus: The Clone Wars: I Haven't Slept in Three Fucking Years, How Was I Supposed to Know That I Was Flirting?

[madame-helen]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[thememedaddy]

[madame-helen]

Oh no.

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Can't wait to never see this

[madame-helen]

[mogwai-movie-house]

Everything I hear about this movie makes me never, ever, ever want to see it.

[otherwindow]

[madame-helen]

[wolf-whisperer]

[baeddelshinsgirl]

OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!! I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!

[zombiegrapes-deactivated2018020]

You’re a husky, Harry

[junkfoodcinemas]

All right, kid, here’s the deal. At any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the planet most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough. They’re just trying to make a living.

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[robot17]

[madame-helen]

"The curse goes on..."

[lizardsfromspace]

What dark secret a small town is concealing, by region:

Northeast - ancient cult from old country

Midwest - a monster betwixt the corn

South - that reclusive family no one dares speak of

Southwest - experiment gone wrong

Northwest - eerie unsolved murder

[lizardsfromspace]

Alaska - something buried under centuries of ice, rising when the days draw short

Hawaii - a curse in the lava the mainlanders are too arrogant to fear

Florida - no one in Florida keeps their fucked up shit a secret