Planet Earth II: Episode 05 - Grasslands
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Planet Earth II: Episode 05 - Grasslands
never underestimate anyone lol
padmes queen voice being artificially lowered in post to sound like the origin for Vader's low pitch and accent is crazy it makes me crazy that he was in that suit learning how to be a person again in a medical torture device & was like i guess i will mimic my dead wife's intonation she used in her stint as child queen to legitimise myself as the emperor's freaky cyborg wizard sonwife
i keep thinking about it because im reading the prequel novelisations and im still on phantom menace reading the inner thoughts of this fucking 9 year old with a sweet crush on an older girl the way many average 9 year olds do and its making me SAD because anakin's listening to her and sabe doing the Queen Voice and whether its a conscious choice or not that poor kid has like 15 years before it's back to slavery and no more im a person & my name is anakin you have to be his monster you have to wield authority you have fucked up not only your entire life but an entire religious order too and you have to learn fast how to be an entirely new creature to anything you have been before. its fucking unbearable if i think about it too long. padme hasnt even been gone that long and the small amount of free will vader has left goes to imitating the way Queen Amidala spoke because that's the first thing vader can think of when creating a new persona that sounds imposing and powerful. and then i look back at the page and its just 9 year old anakin innocently watching padme & the handmaidens doing the Queen Voice. should we all kill ourselves
Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.
this can't keep happening
favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:
Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah WoodāsĀ āoh it hurts, babes, and I canāt ride the horse, babesā and Viggo MortensenāsĀ āthey can be very fragile, elves, especially theā¦Mirkwood strainā¦ā)
Ian McKellen commenting thatĀ āthey never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalfā¦ā
Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just muttersĀ āone could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghanāsā¦proclivitiesā¦ā
Dominic Monaghanās imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast.Ā āYou have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!ā
John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and sayingĀ āif an elf and a dwarf are in a boatā¦andā¦the boat goes underā¦let us say that the blame was not placed on the elfā while Orlando Bloom spluttersĀ āheās a big guy, man!āĀ
Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings
Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Woodās scale double) started telling himĀ āif the boat tips overā¦save yourselfā¦I canāt swim.āĀ
Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other
Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said,Ā āI cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.āĀ
Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him
Jesus christ I love humanity
Wake up, babe, new neurodivergent anthem just dropped?!?!
How the fuck do I get this as an audio file, I desperately need to have it on heavy rotation for the rest of my goddamn life
I love seeing these collaborative song trains. joining in to make something better is peak human behavior
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video ive been thinking about for days
āAll of us donāt have the same eyesā is my key takeaway here. This is 100 percent correct.
Ship at sunset, by Edward Moran (1829-1901)
When youāre not even listening because youāre too busy checking your wife out head to foot in her new threads. Itās fun to be obvious
Canāt find the post I was looking for but found the image at least. Doing this to all my friends.
Ok. Hi. You are a young lesbian and you dig the whole Loyal Knight dynamic but youāve never seen Stephen Universe; itās fine, itās whatever, just keep living your life like that if you want I guess
Hi Iām Pearl SU and Iām an artificial intelligence that was created to be a handmaid to a princess but then I helped her find a more true identity for herself and she uplifted me to an equal and she decided to go full Rebel against her familyās empire and we fought a war together and I literally not figuratively gave my life for her more than once because you can put me back together after Iām broken and we lived together in sapphic bliss for thousands of years before she met this fucking scruffy hair metal guy and got herself killed having his baby that I got stuck raising but itās fine Iām fine Iām ok itās lucky I donāt have organs because by this point I would have eaten them while getting drunk and listening to Florence Welch but donāt worry about me Iām fine Iām literally fine
Hi Iām Ruby SU and Sapphire SU and weāre a lesbian Noble/Bodyguard couple thatās so head-over-heels for other that we literally not figuratively fused into a single person but anytime we have even a minor disagreement we literally not figuratively explode back into two people who each individually storm off to do a bunch of property damage before dramatically and tearfully making up and one of us can literally not figuratively predict the future which means on some level weāre doing this on purpose
Hi Iām Connie SU and Iām a regular human girl with overprotective parents and an active imagination who thinks of myself as kinda boring but I met this magical boy who contains the soul of a girl and his adoptive aunt trained me to be a knight and protect him with my life but when the big moment comes he pulls some noble sacrifice shit and doesnāt let me put my life on the line for him and we kinda have to break up for a little bit about it because Iām so fucking livid
i've had this idea for a minute, of going through like a deck of cards for League or MTG or Riftbound or whatever, literally anything like that, picking a couple of cards, and then writing a story based on those cards.
i could refine the parameters to be exclusively yuri-adjacent cards. but that's the scheme. however, i do NOT have the expendable income for card pack buying. so i'll have to google like, card tracking things, because i'm sure i could find a way to open packs digitally for free and fun.
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so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OPās heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OPās heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.
*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king
this is the perfect reblog post cancelled