Ellie™

She/They🏳️‍⚧️. Jewish. DC Poster. Marxian

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

"I don't see any god up here. But from here the Earth is beautiful, without borders or divisions."

The first words of a human in space.

Soviet Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, April 12, 1961.

Thanks to Clara Statello

[theabigailthorn]

wholesome non-toxic Yuri

[depsidase]

[despazito]

[dreamsy990]

[maeborowski]

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

[doggirlhen]

this

[transpanda-1]

[comedicfuck]

[seilnakyle]

If you hate Barbara Gordon you will die and go to hell ❤️

[ciricearts]

i drew him !!

[dailydccomics]

Flash and the motherfuckin BAAAAAAARD The Flash #16

[lightrayofnewgenesis-deactivate]

I made this brief intro to the arrow family powerpoint which I decided I might as well share with Tumblr because I (shockingly) haven't found a situation to use it irl

[thatpersonwhosaidtheywouldnt]

I sometimes forget how the Young Justice show makes people think Barry was kinda and responsible when it came to Wally becoming Kid Flash. In the show, Wally asks Barry, Barry says no, Wally performs an experiment on himself to get powers and ends himself up in the hospital but with powers, and then Barry reluctantly agrees cause... well, he has powers now. In case any of ya'll are wondering, it ain't like that in comics lol.

See in comics, Iris leaves Wally, who is visiting from Nebraska, with Barry while she does work and Barry, who knows Wally is a superfan of the Flash, tells Wally he is friends with the Flash and so has the Flash show up. Weirdly so, there is also the side fact that Barry has a lab in his apartment, but that's not important. Anyway, Barry manages to introduce him to Flash without revealing to Wally that Barry is the Flash. Barry tells Wally how he got his powers in a freak accident, and it is a one in a billion chance, lightning never strikes in the same place twice, and BOOM! right in front of his eyes, Wally gets hit by lightning, and chemicals drop on him, and Barry is shocked. Mind you, Wally is fine, no hospital, he's just wet lol. Barry is basically like, "Omg, do you have powers now???" and Wally is like, "Omg, I guess I do!" and then Barry takes him to play catch. While they are out, Barry runs into a villain and just leaves Wally to the side. Wally sticks his nose in the situation and gets shot at, but he's a speedster, so he catches the bullets (makes MCU Quicksilver so much more embarrassing). They go back to Barry's place right as Wally tries to call out to Iris and Barry is like "Uh no, secret ID" and tells Wally he seems like a responsible kid, which is good cause he has an incredible gift. But! He better use it for good. Wally promises, and then Barry is like, "And you can't tell anyone," and Wally is like, "Okay, fine," and Barry gives him a shrunken Flash suit, and that's how we get Kid Flash! Barry... did not even make an attempt to be responsible...

[funnypages]

Application interviews. Oberon style. 

Justice League International #24

[incorrectbatfam]

❌ The batkids tearing apart the Manor the moment Bruce and Alfred are gone

✅ Dick putting the rooms on Airbnb

✅ Harper auctioning autographed bat-merch

✅ Jason listing the Batmobile as a rental car

✅ Cass holding dance classes in the ballroom

✅ Duke renting out the Batcave as a party room

✅ Steph opening a drive-thru at the kitchen window

✅ Damian starting a doggy daycare in the yard

✅ Barbara giving historical tours

✅ Tim selling popcorn in the home theater

✅ Profit

[sasswonfp]

This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO

[junespriince]

Wally: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Dick, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[ashrayus]

missing them !!

[donnatroia]

wally west is a guy of all time for me. funny haha jokester kid who had to take on a huge amount of responsibility he was definitely not ready for, developed the worst imposter syndrome known to man and instead of coping made it everyone else’s problem. will be sooo petty and selfish about small things but also sacrifices his life with 0 thought like it’s a regular tuesday. had an abusive dad and absolutely refused to acknowledge that shit or think about it ever again. completely unrelated to this he immediately cuts off his entire family the minute he reaches twenty-one. incapable of hiding his emotions and will unfairly be a bitch to you if he’s struggling with something. said himself that no one loved him until his aunt iris. would actually not hesitate to burn the world down for his wife. claims to be a laid back go with the flow guy but also will spiral at the slightest provocation. is allergic to nuance when people he loves make mistakes and will be in their corner no matter how wrong they are.

[elliegabalus]

Happy Confederate Surrender Day

[bitchyblkqueer]

begging dc to bring back the letters column (from the flash 1959 issue 168)