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a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun
when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings
A woman's place is on the battlefield
so you think women should die
funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?
you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women
Which of the MLP mane six would be a responsible gun owner and why is it Pinkie Pie
Which of the MLP mane six has committed vehicular manslaughter while drunk driving and why is it Fluttershy
Actually would it be vehicular maneslaughter or mareslaughter
it would be mareslaughter, it would only apply to killing a pony, and there would be no equivalent charge for killing a griffin, donkey, zebra, or changeling. On account of the extreme pony racism.
On account of the extreme pony racism.
An officially licensed 2025 Yoshi plush from Japan reacts to sound by wiggling and making Yoshi noises. Due to this, if two of them are placed next to each other, they can be made to "engage in conversation" indefinitely by activating each other with their voices.
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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question
who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes
Dream scenery in fiction: flying through whimsical fantasy cloudscapes and magical fairy forests
Dream scenery in most dreams: help, my bathroom is also my local post office and I don't know which thing I'm supposed to do.
in light of the recent surge in chatgpt-written posts i have instead set my sights on another form of generative technology: the humble 8-ball. check this out
oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe
i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here
okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.
twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.
i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.
so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.
fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.
If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion
i just discovered r/petfree and this is actually so incredibly funny to me
I’d like to try dying this once it’s done.