Andrewww

he/they | I am a certified human and I like lasagna.

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"Cause even when there is no star in sight You'll always be my only guiding light” (Mumford & sons- Guiding Light)

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This is all I want

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Saturday's for the boys? Idk.... Sounds kinda gay....

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Sometimes dumbasses like me need this kind of thing

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Does anyone else on Instagram keep getting the dms like, “Hi! I’m from That Sounds Gay! blah blah blah,” and they have those super awkward, close-up pfps, and their names are like, “Vanessa lxkjslks Adams” or something? I keep getting them, and I can’t get over the fact that their middle names are just key smashes. Like, please stop spamming me, but honestly y’all are legit kinda funny

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part Eight: Lizard

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part Seven: Octopus

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part Six: Rhino

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part Five: Pigeon

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part Four: Hamster

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part Three: Fish

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part Two: Cat

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Animals With Feet: A Series - Part One: Dog

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Um.... Why is the the cat on the cat food shelf?

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Imagine realizing you’re queer on April Fool’s Day. Imagine the storytelling you could do.

“So, one day, I was born, obviously, and they assigned me as female. 14 years later, April first rolls around, and my brain’s like, ‘APRIL FOOLS, DUMBASS!!! YOU’RE ACTUALLY BOYFLUX!!!’”

If any of you fools are out there, just know, I envy you. But as I put aside my jealousy, I give you permission to steal this format as you tell your coming out story, replacing the words necessary. You’re welcome.

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lgbt+ kids: *being besties with their english teachers*

also lgbt+ kids: *having a complete disregard for grammar, spelling, and literally any other skill needed in english*

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I like to stick the pen up my nose and write like that