I'm such a good ally guys!!
But I wont use your pronouns if you look a way I dont think you should
Or use those "weird" neopronouns
Or dont want HRT or tons of surgery for whatever reason even if theyre medical
Or respect you if you look a way I dont like even if you use HRT or get surgeries
Or if your junk looks funny to me
Or if your voice isnt pitched a way I like
Or if your HRT affects you in a way I dont like
Or if you dont use the exact pronouns I expect you to use
Or if you do anything remotely related to a different gender
Or if you dont dress the way I want you to
Or if you talk about your life pre-transition at all
Or if you are not crying from dysphoria 24/7 and want to die every second you are alive
Or if you do anything that I dont care about cis people doing
But I'm such a good ally guys I promise!!!!