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Lake Tahoe, California with faithagnoli, elliotstern jacobtheknight absolutely classic jazz man sporting a wolfish grin thinking about skye's ass

[jacobmemories-blog]

You know, the woods are dangerous at night alone. You’re practically baiting yourself to the wolves wandering around here. 

[elliotmemories3715]

Isn't it swell that you invited me out here then, presumably to fight off the ax murderers lurking in the shadows -- or did you forget that bit, inviting me?

[faith-agnoli-blog]

I arrived in Lake Tahoe to be greeted with a feather headdress and I’m deeming myself Chief. if you look closely one of the feathers is made out of a certified CHG’s eyebrows. 

[elliotmemories3715]

I thought it would look absolutely dashing on you, Ms. Agnoli -- as always, I was right. I don't recall leaving the rest of the ensemble, but nonetheless. 

[elliotmemories3715]

Compliments for your loyal vixens?

Faith : My exotic, Italian rose. While still a harlot and adulteress, I've come to forgive you and admit that you were correct -- I did grow bored fairly quickly. In any case, you'll always be my favorite harlot. Indiana : You are a remarkable person, Ms. Rockwell, which I'm sure that you're already aware. I've yet to encounter another person who is nearly as exquisite as you, even on your worst days. I'm honored to call you one of my dearest friends. Skye : Oh, Ms. Montgomery. While you have a remarkable, fiery temper, you're honestly one of the most level-headed people I've come to know. You seem to find ways to both get your cohorts into trouble, but also flawlessly remove yourselves from any situation. You're brilliant beyond compare, and truly just as beautiful.

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Opinion on Faith and Marcus?

I don't know Marcus well, but Faith could do better. Though, I didn't know they were a thing...

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Opinion on Samuel?

Samuel is a good enough person, to the point that I would say that we are decent friends. However, I don't approve of his treatment of Ms. Montgomery, and I'm required -- almost by law -- to side with Jacob in their scuffle.

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Opinion on Jacob?

Jacob's a fucking idiot, but I'm his better half. He gets himself into trouble, I am the voice of reason that pulls him back to reality. He gets punched, I am the supplier of organic peas.

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Opinion on Callum?

Callum's sweet enough, but the poor boy seems hungry for attention -- let alone other things.

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I want you to toot me like a sweet saxophone serenade.

Sweetheart, I'll toot your horn all night long.

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Opinion on Skye and Samuel?

Much like Indiana -- Skye Montgomery deserves more than a boy who can't commit to her. Haven't I seen Samuel becoming fairly friendly with Madeleine What's-Her-Name? Also, he assaulted my fellow Lady Killer, and I don't approve of anyone with such violence.

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Opinion on Madeleine and Samuel?

They deserve each other.

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Opinion on Indiana and Nathaniel?

Personally, I haven't an issue with Nathaniel Langford. With that, I think that Ms. Rockwell can do better -- she deserves better -- than how he treats her. She's an exquisite person, and she deserves someone who would walk to the ends of the earth for her. I don't see Langford doing that.

[elliotmemories3715]

[lanasaved]

Yes, Darcy did say if I blow a fuse one more time he’ll spank me into the underworld. Something along the lines of expulsion, but I didn’t want to indulge his melodramatics. I don’t know, I wanted something black and white and dramatic. And Wyatt recommended it — something about a sultry vampire victim, I don’t know. I wasn’t really listening. Is it just me or does Dracula look a little like Jacob? It’s a conspiracy. I always knew there was something vampire-esque about him.

[elliotmemories3715]

Skye darling, I'm utterly shocked that you haven't yet caused a scene. It may have been a rumor, but I've heard that you're one to enjoy Dacry's spankings -- as well as his melodramatics. Minus your suspension from campus that one time, but that was a ridiculous situation and you were far from fault, in my eyes. Wyatt thinks that any creature with a vagina and two legs is sultry, to be frank. It is a remarkable resemblance, Dracula and Knight -- I suspect the Illuminati. 

[faith-agnoli-blog]

Washed up socialites and flight attendants are not women of distinguished taste and sophistication, Stern. We’ll take a non-stop flight from Los Angeles to Australia. I’ve always wanted to see a wild kangaroo. And on the flight back you can do your share of proving. That’s a big statement, Elliot. One that I will rub in your face when the inevitable occurs and you are proven wrong. 

[elliotmemories3715]

Now, Ms. Agnoli, I'm sensing a twinge of jealousy in your voice. Don't worry your pretty head -- not a one of those washed up socialites or flight attendants could ever mean half as much as you, my dearest friend. How is where we go of any importance? Seeing as you'll be far more occupied with my company, you won't remember a single one of the sights. Faith, it's an enormous statement that is horribly true. It's a bitter curse, my never being wrong.  

[faith-agnoli-blog]

That’s right, Stern. Set me a part from all your floozies. We’ll take a long flight cross country and I’ll prove to you I’m all that you need. I’m a divorced woman, now so feel free to whisk me away for an outlaw lifestyle, especially if Lake Tahoe proves to be too outdoors-y for me. —For once?.. Elliot, you take that back and never doubt me again. 

[elliotmemories3715]

Floozies? I'll have you know that they're each women of distinguished taste and sophistication, of some level. Faith, I feel that a cross country flight would be necessary for you to prove me that. I have every intention of showing you the wonders of the outlaw life. Dear, it isn't a matter of doubt. It is a matter that I am always, always right. 

[fentongossip]

I ship Jacob Knight and Skye Montgomery's ass.

I ship Elliot Stern and Jacob Knight with Skye Montgomery’s ass — one cheek for each man. A blissful set-up that I’m sure they won’t have trouble agreeing to. After all, didn’t Elliot just the other day refer to Skye’s rear, saying that it is “a gift to all and should be discussed — and prized — as such.” If a fan club is built from this shared appreciation, I hope the uniform is minimal.