Oh…right…I, uh, umm. No.
That was quite the exciting journey of syllables, Callum. What a roller coaster. Do you have a crush on Wyatt, or something?
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Oh…right…I, uh, umm. No.
That was quite the exciting journey of syllables, Callum. What a roller coaster. Do you have a crush on Wyatt, or something?
I thought you had a great sense of direction? And why does it matter where Wyatt is?
I was asking if you did so I could show you the way -- which I know since I saw Wyatt heading up there earlier. Do I sense a touchy subject?Â
I don’t mind most of them when alcohol is buzzing through their veins. There’s just a lot going on back there that I’d rather get away from for at least a little bit. Oh? Find anything interesting?
Well, I'd be more than happy to take your mind off it. As it so happens I could have sworn I just saw a bear, unless it was just an extremely large bush with a set of eyes. I'd expect you to be down at the clearing setting up for tonight or something -- you are going, aren't you?
Uh, it’s Callum…not Calvin…
Sorry Mr Klein. A simple mistake to make. Do you not know the way back to the cabin? I think Wyatt went back that way a bit ago.
Fair enough, I’m glad to find a familiar face. I was worried I’d be lost out here all night.
Never you fear, Calvin, I have a remarkable sense of direction.Â
And you think you’re safer with that bottle of vodka in your hand? I don’t know, I think I’m fine for now, I haven’t seen any wolves coming for me.
I'm a born warrior, a few wolves don't phase me. That's because wolves are crafty creatures, they're probably all hiding behind trees as I speak.
Sorry, I was drawing and I lost track of time and now I can’t find the way back to the hotel. What are you doing out here?
Channelling my inner Nigel Thornberry, of course. Exploring a little. I was at a bonfire down on the beach but wandered off because I'm a restless soul.Â
Sharpened…breadcrumbs? You certainly have…a way with words.Â
Oh, please no. I am nothing like that flighty and love-hungry Bella.
Perhaps I was a poet in another life.Â
So you don't believe in love? This is such a deep discussion for wandering the woods. Vodka and moonlight activates my inner Aristotle. I'm like a philosophical werewolf.Â
Don’t be upset, Jacob. I meant it in the most endearing way, or as endearing as an Agnoli gets. You have better eyebrows than more than half of the female population at Fenton, you and Wyatt. Let’s create a tribute to Dicaprio in all his films. We’ll jump off a cruise ship with a door in hand and float together until I let go of your hand. I escaped the holy grasps of Edna for a week when I was ten once and ran wild with a pack of wolves. That and you know I’ve always been Team Jacob from my Twilight obsessed days. I consider him my second favorite Jacob.Â
We deserve eyebrow shaped medallions for our triumph. I'm going to fashion one out of the sticks in the woods because I'm feeling particularly rustic. You'll have to wrestle me off your hand, there's no way I'm floating off without a fight like a piece of seaweed. Where Dicaprio failed, I will succeed. I wove the Jacob flag because, if not solely, based on his luscious long locks. I was always jealous of them. Let me guess, your first is Jacob Zuma? I always knew you had an appetite for presidential power.Â
We meet again, my Snoopy friend. Oh, I’ll take my chances with the wolves. Anything for a little peace since I probably won’t be getting that at the cabin. Besides, I heard wolves tend to stick to redheads. I should be fine but what about you? Fully healed from your last tango with danger?
Wolves stick to redheads? You learn something new every day. I'll note that in my survival notepad later on. Why won't you get peace at the cabin? Aside from everyone frolicking around blind drunk, that is. Personally I encourage the festivities. Just about, the buzz wore off so now I'm rustling my adrenaline seeking feathers by exploring.Â
…Wolves?
Wild, vicious wolves with fangs like sharpened breadcrumbs. But don't worry, I have a bottle as a weapon and I pack a mean punch. I can fight off any Jacob Blacks that gallop our way. Just think of me as Edward and you can be Bella.
Wow, tough guy huh. Ditto, which is the reason behind why I’m out here. Can’t really agree with that when I’ve never had Russian vodka, but you’ll do you and I do me. Marissa.
You've never had Russian vodka? I'm shocked. Shocked and outraged, Marissa. I would say you're more than welcome to a sip but I'm going to take an educated guess that you've got the whole 'stranger danger' motto firmly in place. I'm Jacob, Fenton's resident Dark Knight at your service.
Well I apologize for wanting to walk around tonight. And I don’t see any wolves around here so I’m sure I’ll be fine.
Though I couldn’t help but ask why you’re out here, and with a bottle of.. vodka?
Apology accepted. Besides, I'm here now. If any wolves approach I'll fence them off like a rugged minotaur. I'm a born explorer. Vladivar, the more Russian the vodka the better it is. That's one of my many motto's in life. What's your name?
Isn’t it swell that you invited me out here then, presumably to fight off the ax murderers lurking in the shadows — or did you forget that bit, inviting me?
It was all an elaborate rouse, I've arranged with a few particularly ferocious wolves to drag you off into the night and abduct you into their pack. That bestial grin you did last night let me see the true you -- you're a beast at heart, Stern. This is for your own good.
You know, the woods are dangerous at night alone. You're practically baiting yourself to the wolves wandering around here.Â
Open hand or closed fist would be fine, the blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine. ♫
Talk about soulful, man. I nearly just teared up a little.
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