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[elliottwith2ts]

Just a little reminder that if you’d like me to perform at your college, just have your event folks email [email protected]. It’s easy and breezy, and we can hang out and I can do my new v good hour for you. It’s a win-win, only downside is I’ll completely distract you from your silly college studies.

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Pretty fine about tonight! Crackers in downtown Indianapolis! 8:30pm! We are gonna hit barz after! Whooo? (at Indianapolis, Indiana)

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I’m about to get on a plane toward Indianapolis. If you’d like to hang out, come to Crackers Comedy Club downtown tomorrow at 8:30pm. There is a link for tickets in my bio, and I bet we’re gonna have such a great time, it’s gonna be so neat. (at Crackers Comedy Clubs)

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Rival gangs

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The gang’s all here

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Oh shit the boys are back in town

[elliottwith2ts]

I'm moving to LA from England next year and I'm freaking out so I was wondering if you had any general advice? Do you think there'll be any culture shock?

Yes, I do. 

Find friends. And find a hobby not related to this vain, soul-sucking industry. And save money. And be kind. Just be kind to people, y’know? 

Oh, and if you have an accent, people will think you’re cool already, so just ride that wave like you’re on a jolly ol’ surfboard. 

[elliottwith2ts]

I have these jokes and when I think about them or say them out loud I like them, but when I write them down they seem ridiculous. what am I doing wrong??

Nothing. Try writing down some jokes you hear popular comedians say. They’re very often not great. The words are only a fraction of the sell. The rest is cadence, demeanor, context, environment. 

[elliottwith2ts]

dogs dressed as bees, yay or nay?

You had me at “dogs.” 

[elliottwith2ts]

You get cuter every year, do you have any advice on how to achieve this?

Go through some shit and grow some beard.

[elliottwith2ts]

What made you decide to make the jump from becoming a vet to pursuing comedy/Hollywood?

Ever helped kill a dog? 

In all seriousness, I grew up acting and always wanted to do it. Somewhere along the way, my parents said I needed a legitimate degree, I got married, life happened, and I convinced myself I’d be a responsible adult with a 9-5 job. Then one day, I asked my wife at the time if we could move to LA, and she was entirely on board, and we never looked back. We’re not together anymore, but I’m very thankful for that and for our time together. Mostly, I’m thankful that I didn’t get sucked into doing something I wasn’t truly passionate about. At the end of the day, as pretentious as this sounds, I am an artist, and that just means my brain works differently than more scientifically-minded people. In other words, I saved more dogs by leaving veterinary medicine than I would’ve had I stayed, haha

[elliottwith2ts]

Have you always been into Philosophy, even when you were a Christian? Also, coming from a Christian background, have you received any backlash from that faith community (from people you actually know) for your evolving beliefs? Were you at all afraid to believe something different and be so public about it?

Loaded question! There’s definitely judgment when you leave your born-into religion, especially by those who’ve actively chosen to stay in it. Most of that judgment is masked in Christianese (”I’ll be praying for you,” etc), so I can usually just let it slide off.

What sucks is when the people who truly love you believe you’ve gone wayward or are losing it. I have difficulty not being affected by my loved ones’ very authentic, if not warranted, concerns for my well-being. 

[elliottwith2ts]

Hey Elliott, no idea whether or not you check your messages on here. Just wanted to let you know that I'm really digging the videos you've been making lately. Dark humour with a touch of honesty and wisdom and it's amazing. So, just wanted to say thank you, kind sir. I take away a lot from your videos and I hope you keep creating :)

Thank you! I really have been enjoying making them for maybe the first time ever, so I appreciate that! 

[elliottwith2ts]

how was it to sit in a room with famous actor james allen mccuen

Breathtaking! 

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i’m going to riot

[elliottwith2ts]

HAHAHAHA