It Me

oh no my asthma

[catchymemes]

[thefanconfessions]

[p0rnodiva-deactivated20220203]

it’s true! 

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[teathattast]

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[thedustmylove]

[thedustmylove]

[roselalonde]

new shirt idea

[andrew-jason]

[ruinedchildhood]

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…

[thatsthat24]

Kuzco could have played Deadpool

[danisontnonfire]

How often do it be like that

[birdpaladin]

am i late to this

[lesbianshepard]

if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill 

[lesbianshepard]

new hire: you can tell the customers to go fuck themselves if they start acting mean

1 year: you are allowed to maim or seriously injure

3 years: you can kill a customer if they start a fight and you can prove they provoked you

5 years: you can kill customers on the clock in any scenario, no questions asked

10+ years: you can kill any customers in any stores 

[lesbianshepard]

addendum: during holiday season they give the entire staff a machete regardless of how long they’ve worked retail and whatever happens, happens

[gif87a-com]

[raincoatduckling]

Bimboification

[hog-snot]

why did you say that

[pr1nceshawn]

One Way To Get A Girls Number After Matching On Tinder.

[thelvadam]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

apparently a Tetris battle royale came out, and in addition to that just being funny on its own, we’ve also got twitch streamers getting pwned by like, retirees who have been playing tetris for the last three and a half decades

[thetyrannosaur]

they’re getting blown up live by people with handles like ‘eileen’ and ‘lovemykids72’

[roughkiss]

That is so incredible. Thank you for this news.

[coldlikedeath]

THIS IS GOOD THIS IS WHOLESOME THE OLDIES ARE COMING