For The Love of Ellipses...

How dare you judge me for judging you.

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[ablogtitty-deactivated20181212]

Because she’s an icon

[buzzfeed]

This Mom Said Her Son Was “Afraid To Date” Because Of Feminists And Now Everyone’s Trolling Her, Including Her Sons Apparently

[ellipsessam]

This is the most beautiful full circle I’ve ever laid eyes on.

[the-mayor-of-the-internet]

The force is strong in this family

someone take Photoshop away from me

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

This is the best post I’ve seen all week

[jordie-2]

Omg just found this on the internet

[slutformisha]

Fuck I screamed

[luciusisalive]

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

[wholockedj]

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

[imsoshive]

When you open the Tumblr app and first thing you see is a gaping asshole

[jedania243]

Bruh the accuracy

[glassbonespaperskin]

[emmagoodall]

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

these two are the first thing you see when you enter hell

[mahboi]

am i being interrogated

[ellipsessam]

Exclusive footage of a trip to my parents house

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[ultraswam]

A real ride or die.

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

[socialistfoto]

[2errrrrkkk]

“Arthur Theme Song” Chance The Rapper & Ziggy Marley

[soliloquyunscripted]

Ayyyyeeee

[blems4femmes-deactivated2019051]

This is so wholesome ❤️

[sugarless-gum]

[bob-belcher]

[africanaquarian]

when you realize strawberries aren’t berries but bananas are and you’ve been lied to your whole life. yet again

[gimme10dollas]

Raspberries aren’t either. But kiwi and pumpkin are. 😑

[africanaquarian]

[90svigilante-deactivated2018022]

[hennymademe]

Why must y'all do this, let me live in ignorance

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

^ literally

[amaimomochu]

Also, watermelon is not a fruit. Its actually a vegetable. It belongs in the cucumber and squash family

[africanaquarian]

I am so tired

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I have learned Too Much

[lenimph]

Pumpkin isn’t a squash?

[octopusalive]

Okay I’m intruding bc I am a Botanist and I am Upset:

Bananas are berries: confirmed. Strawberries not actually berries: confirmed. They are aggregates of achenes on a fleshy receptacle. Raspberries aren’t berries: not entirely. Aggregates of drupes (single-seeded berries). Kiwis are berries: confirmed. Pumpkins are berries: false! They are pepos, diagnostic of their family, the Cucurbitaceae. Watermelon is not a fruit: SUPER FALSE. They contain seeds, they are fruit. They are also pepos and are related closely to pumpkins. Squashes, gourds, cucumbers, melons, pumpkins are all fruits, all pepos, all in the Cucurbitaceae.

I’m less upset now bye

[africanaquarian]

plant geek tumblr has saved us all

[cat-mom]

[ellipsessam]

Me arriving at your funeral.