toad

she/her

[elmo-rise]

the guy

[3000s]

old school turkish style

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

did you know ? you can double-click on text to highlight it , then you can hold ctrl while double-clicking other stuff to highlight it too without disselecting the previously selected bits

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[wordfather]

they just gave me the lovergirl award for loving the world sso much

[wordfather]

"but the world sucks" sometimes yes and yet☝️ im here to love it! for there are things that do not suck

^a babbling brook for reference

[happilyhadesbound]

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

[lautakwah]

[vryfmi]

[id: text reading, "ESH. You're both just enabling each other's mental illnesses. You're both perfect for each other. Never change. Just never involve anyone else in what you're got going on."/end id]

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[grrl-beetle]

Thorben Danke

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

[aropride]

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

[diviedrawn]

I miss having free time to draw

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[littleguysdaily]

[mundanesalad]

My ultimate goal was to make and paint it in real life. Thank you all for believing in me!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

*Traces my hand along the surface of a grassy park lawn that was clearly wetland many years ago due to how it floods with water every year* Who did this to you….

[great-and-small]

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

[kaijutegu]

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

[kaijutegu]

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!