heeeeere's annie!

annie dean, one of the littler deans but also the bravest. horror movie fanatic and aspiring zombie make up artist. "i've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubble gum."

[elmstreetannie]

TEXT: AVERY

Annie: happy birthday queeeeeen :)

[harveykinkles]

booboo stewart in running deer

reposting because my old blog was deleted

[elmstreetannie]

Favourite sibling?

If you pick a favourite sibling the Ghost of Family Past comes to haunt your ass and kill you. True facts.

[elmstreetannie]

STRANGER THINGS 2 IS HERE

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

Gosh, now that’s dedication if I’ve ever seen some. But also, yeah same here. Sorry, Mr. Dean.

To be honest, I think my dad even wants Paul and Scott to date.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

And then they try to kill your dad… what a mess.

Still hope he dates my brother though. Sorry, Dad.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

Ah we all have our downfalls… Such a shame.

You think you know someone...

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

If it helps, he’ll fail and die himself.

Which sucks, because I liked Paul before he tried to kill my dad.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

YET. It can be girlfriends too, by the way. Either that, or I guess that will be on Scott as well.

... Oh my God, maybe Paul will try and kill our dad. He’s the closest thing to a boyfriend one of us has. Scott can’t deny this because he knows it’s true.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

Don’t forget that one of you girl’s boyfriends is going to try to kill your dad first.

None of us have boyfriends.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

They’ll probably die, to be honest. It’s a good thing we don’t have a things going on like the Purge, because that would not go well for them. They would be that boy who let that one guy in and basically ruined everything and then the dad got killed.

I can’t believe Scott’s gonna get our dad killed.

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.wxndybirds:

A good plan, but let’s be real here - Scott would just make Michael even more afraid.

How are these two going to survive Halloween?

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

It’s a mystery to me as well. Though please don’t bring your Freddie Kruger mask again. Michael had nightmares from that for a week, and so I ended up with him crawling into my bed.

Send him to Scott next time. They could both do with the company.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

Yeah no, that was most definitely a highlight. It’s always fun to see Avery put creeps in their place. Those events always find themselves in the top spots.

I don’t understand how the creepy guys don’t get banned but I get told I’ll have to leave if I bring my Freddie Kruger mask back. What’s with that? Sexism is what.

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.wxndybirds:

It wasn’t that bad. I mean there were definitely things I would’ve rather done, but all in all, there have been worse events.

I was going to say ‘like the one where Avery poured her wine over that one guy creeping on Lily’, but no, that was awesome. Not the creeping on my sister part, but the Avery being a badass segment of the night.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

What are you talking about? That string quartet playing Mozart brought so much energy to the room, how could you forget about that? You totally ruined that magical moment.

I thought I was going to turn into Mozart. As in, a withering corpse that died hundrers of years ago.

[elmstreetannie]

.wxndybirds:

Okay yeah, but fake blood to a gala probably isn’t that good an idea considering the people that come there. But hey! At least Mr. La Bouche got a good laugh out of it, only to be elbowed by Lottie….

you have to admit it livened the night up! Everyone should be as appreciative as Mr La Bouche was.