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[elolinons]

Can someone tell me why it's physically impossible for me to ride my bike without getting flies in either my eye or mouth? HOW? And I ride my bike everyday to work and have been for the past 8 weeks, that's a lot of flies. I feel attacked.

[elolinons]

I just read that the human skin is water resistant and I have never thought of that before, so now I'm mind blown

[elolinons]

Can't believe July is already here! Hope you're having a great summer 💖#july #summer #1ofjuly

[elolinons]

Top school moments of the year

- biology teacher calling photosynthesis sexy - Spanish teacher singing feliz navidad whilst waving her middle finger in the air after giving us homework over Christmas

[elolinons]

A man on TV said "I like to say that everything that taste good is good for you. It's good for your soul." Amen to that brother, things that are good for you: Ice cream Chocolate Candy Cake Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate ice cream Chocolate candy Chocolate cake Things covered in chocolate Everything chocolate basically.

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

if a snake ate a carrot.....

[elolinons]

Nice, France

[elolinons]

Monday me

[elolinons]

My five year old cousin was eating potato chips when he said these words of wisdom. "These chips taste like potatoes with salt on"

[elolinons]

me tackling my life

[elolinons]

Top 3 Awkward things that happened today at school 1) the bus driver closed the doors on me, and a line of laughing people was formed behind me. 2) I accidentally hit a boy on the ass. 3) I tried to plug in my headphones to my calculator.

[lovefortv]

[elolinons]

Today in my Spanish class the teacher was telling the zero Spanish talking Italian students that she is almost deaf so they has to speak loud so she hears. She said "I'm death, speak louder" Everybody laughed, I still don't think she gets what we laughed about.

[innerwreck]

[danielohel]

[muchhutch]

Always reblog

[swiked]

Guessing what Swedish words mean with Mamrie Hart & Clara Henry (x)

I will never stop laughing about this

[elolinons]

Summer night