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newyorker

Remembering Davie Bowie with this cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.

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Dear person reading this,

You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

eloquentinbed-blog

I guess this is why they say “start by loving yourself”, because, well, I feel a little underappreciated, and a little under-loved.

One way to look at it is misdirected energy. I feel like my output has never been higher, the quality of my work has never been greater, I’ve never been able to do and clear so many things; and yet I feel a little bored, a little challenge, a little hungry.

Unrecognised.

Another way to look at it is not being rewarded. I see echoes of the systems and ideas that I’ve put into play, that I’ve researched and developed, and I’m hardly credited for. I think it’s validation when your ideas and stuff you’ve developed is echoed - seeing Morgan Schneiderlin scrawled on chalkboards, or hearing people attempt Sun, Moon & Stars as an Icebreaker.

And then being treated as yet another grunt.

lizclimo

for louie

sciencetylia

One of my favourite twitter trending topics I’ve seen in a while: #GirlsWithToys.

This came as a response to an Astronomer’s remarks that Scientists are ‘boys with toys’.

Glad to see such a strong response from the women of STEM. :)

jammyness

This is raaaaddddd

lovedroughtly

they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad

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Well, I’m never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.

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innerwreck

tastefullyoffensive

Marvel’s Black Widow Finally Gets Her First Standalone Film

mikes-life

Ah, so that’s the age of Ultron.

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Fuck

Ten things I promise you I’ll write

HOW AN IMPROV CREATIVE TOLD A CONTENT PORTAL WHAT TO WRITE

THE LONG CON - SELLING MYSELF TO POWERFUL PEOPLE

SALES IS ABOUT PRODUCTS; HUSTLING IS ABOUT TIME AND CONNECTIONS

FUCK YOU I’M AN INTROVERT TOO LOOK WHAT I DID

I GOT A GLASS OF COLD MILK FROM AN ESPRESSO BAR THIS IS HOW

THE MIRROR OF KINDNESS - AND WHY STARTUP PEOPLE ARE SO OPEN

WITH TWITTER, I DON’T NEED A MEMORY

IF YOU GO TO AN EVENT AND JUST SIT THERE LISTENING YOU HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME MASSIVELY

EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT HUSTLING I LEARNED FROM AISHYZA

IF I DONT LIKE YOU I WONT WANT TO WORK WITH YOU SO FUCK OFF

eponis

Are you hydrated? If not, have a glass of water.

Have you eaten in the past three hours? If not, get some food — something with protein, not just simple carbs. Perhaps some nuts or hummus?

Have you showered in the past day? If not, take a shower right now.

If daytime: are you...

linguisten

Basic order typology, New York style

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fuckyeahryanstiles

Ryan Stiles Hoedowns, Whose Line Is It Anyway? US Season 1

newyorker

Customer #0045, or Hillary Clinton’s Burrito Bowl

SERVER: Welcome to Chipotle. How can I help you?

CLINTON: Thank you, my fellow American. Thank you. Thank you. But ask not, “How can you help me?” Ask, “How can I help you?”

SERVER: That’s what I said. What would you like today, ma’am?

CLINTON: I’d like a tax break for the middle class. I’d like better schools for our children. I’d like more videos featuring a diversity of Americans that show how relatable the powerful person who approved said videos is—even to white, male factory workers from the Bible Belt.