Sometimes All You Need Is A Little Sarcasm

I drive a Ford Fiesta so I can say I bring the party with me. I love to many fandoms. Harry Potter. LOTR. Supernatural. Sherlock. All things Marvel. GoT...... Married. Baby on the way. Adulting is my greatest enemy.

[elora1990]

Stark Reunion Be Like

Sansa: Well it's just us to hold the Stark legacy now, Jon. And by that I mean just me, really, since you're a bastard and all.

Jon: Harsh.

Sansa: Deal with it, Brood Boy, we're all that's left of the Sta-

Bran: (thrown into room) WAIT! He's not even a Stark! He's a Targaeryn!

Sansa: ...

Jon: ...

Bran: (crawling forward) No really, I saw it while grabbing this tree...

Sansa: HOW THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRAN

Bran: I was trained by the Three-Eyed Raven, and Hodor helped me escape the Night King, and oh! Uncle Benjen's still fighting on the other side of the Wall!

Jon: HOW IS THAT FROZEN HARDASS STILL ALIVE IS HE JUST TOO MEAN TO DIE

Servant: Lady Sansa I have more missives from FUCK ME RUNNING IS THAT BRAN

Bran: what

Arya: (rips off servant face) BRAN OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!

Jon:

Sansa:

Bran:

Arya: oh, yeah, sorry, trained to be assassin, face-swap-thingy, list of people to kill. Blah blah backstory.

Sansa: How long have you BEEN here?!

Arya: Couple of weeks now. Your security is SHIT I've been watching you sleep and could have killed you a dozen times over. Can I have my old room back, btw?

Jon: I swear to whatever messed-up being brought me back from the dead, if one more of us comes out of the bloody woodwork I'll...

Lady Stoneheart: Yoooooooooooooooooo

[ellimomo]

Ok tho but who else needs a full version of the song Ed Sheeran sang??

Because I sure do

[recently-reanimated]

I can’t believe game of thrones took the time to make fun of man buns

[awwww-cute]

Every time I try to make the bed there’s a big lump under the sheet… (Source: http://ift.tt/2uwzOny)

[disneyladiesfromlastnight]

[disneyladiesfromlastnight]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The problem is not people being uneducated; The problem is that they are educated just enough to believe what they’ve been taught. And not educated enough to question what they’ve been taught

[just-shower-thoughts]

I realise now that when adult’s occasionally didn’t reply to something i said when i was young, it wasn’t because they didn’t hear me, it’s because i said something stupid.

[elora1990]

Win a Balcony Cabin to see Andy Grammer on The Rock Boat XVII Cruise

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[elora1990]

I hate.....

That people use ‘gay’ as an insult. “That’s gay” “If you do ___ then you’re gay” “He’s so gay”

In its original context, gay meant happy. Last time I checked being happy is a good thing. In more recent years, it’s become what we call homosexuals. Which also, last time I checked, wasn’t a bad thing.

We are the generation that can right the wrongs of those who came before us. The ones who truly can leave this planet better than we found it.

I vote that we become the generation that stops belittling others. The one that stops the name calling. The one that ushers in a new era of acceptance and teaches our children the same.

[kitsn0w]

per Lord Varys | 5x01 (requested)

[elora1990]

I'm too old for....

…..parties that don’t have an animal or a baby. I don’t like people. I’d rather socialize with something that doesn’t talk back.

[elora1990]

I hate it when....

….people on home improvement shows are like “there’s not much natural light, but we could put in some skylights and more windows”.

No. I don’t want more windows. I don’t want more light. I want to live in a fortress of darkness. Mainly because there will be no glare on my tv.

[elora1990]

Quit telling me....

That I'm an adult. I'm even not responsible enough to set my own bed time. I'm a kid with a drinking permit.

[elora1990]

I hate it when....

….I get weird looks shopping in the juniors department. I’m 26 years old. I don’t want the awkward belly button high jeans or the plain colored shirts.

I want shorts that are above my knees. I want superhero tshirts. I want a flowy sundress that I can twirl in and feel like a princess.

My age doesn’t dictate my clothes.

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a bank teller I wonder how much of the money I have touched has been in a strippers butt.