Thorin's Slutty Beard

LOTR ~ The Hobbit ~ Lesbian ~ Side-Blog ~ 25 years old ~ I follow back from @strawberry-antoinette

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Hello! I am Elowyn-Took and this is my Lord of The Rings/The Hobbit side blog!

My Main Account: @strawberry-antoinette

My Other Side Blog: @strudel-the-clown

Pinterest Account: Elowyntook

I started watching LOTR in the Summer of 2024 so I am a very recent fan. I am still learning a lot, Tolkien created such a wide universe for me to study and I only have so much time in the day.

I am currently a Psychology student at a local University, working on my bachelor's. After that I will go back to school in order to get my Master's degree so I can become an art therapist.

I have been writing fanfic since 2012, posting sparsely across the internet. I mostly post Star Wars fanfiction but I am currently working on some Lord of the Rings pieces.

You can find my writings on AO3: Strawberry_Antoinette

LOTR Fanfics:

The Day That Their Hands Will Be Joined - AO3 - Tumblr

I Would Leave If Only I Could Find A Reason - AO3 - Tumblr

My inbox and ask box are always open! Feel free to message me to talk about LOTR, The Hobbit, or anything else. You can always send suggestions for one-shots or drabbles, but I cannot promise to write every single one.

Fun Facts About Me:

I am a lesbian

I also love Doctor Who and Star Wars

I love to read

My favorite color is pink

and my role model is Elle Woods

This blog is:

Pro-LGBTQIA+, Pro-Palestine, Pro-BLM, Pro-Choice, Anti-Trump, Anti-Racist, Anti-Fascist, Anti-jk Rowling/HP, Anti-AI and I hate Nazis

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He's so handsome when he's swearing in Khuzdul

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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) THE LORD OF THE RINGS

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Dream life

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My favorite snippet from my new chapter: Explicit 18+

Check out my story on AO3

I'm working on posting it to Tumblr once I can get access to a laptop!

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I Would Leave If Only I Could Find A Reason

Summary:

Elowyn Took survived the journey to Erebor, alongside Thorin's company and her cousin, Bilbo Baggins. The Line of Durin is left in sleep states as their bodies heal from the war, leaving the hobbit to help the other dwarves in recovering the old kingdom of the dwarves.

One by one, the Line of Durin wakes up, bringing forth all of the feelings Elowyn has for the king. After sharing a night baring her emotions to the gentle king and spending the night in his bed, the nervous hobbit avoids Thorin for a full moon's time, afraid of being rejected by him.

Will Elowyn stay in Erebor, scurrying in the shadows or return home with her cousin?

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, 18+, MDNI

Chapter One: Homesick

Chapter Two: Time Moves So Damn Slow

Chapter Three: Before Those Hands Pulled Me From The Earth

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Chapter Three is up and it is spicy!

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I just wanna shake him in my mouth like a dog with a chew toy

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I Would Leave If Only I Could Find A Reason

Summary:

Elowyn Took survived the journey to Erebor, alongside Thorin's company and her cousin, Bilbo Baggins. The Line of Durin is left in sleep states as their bodies heal from the war, leaving the hobbit to help the other dwarves in recovering the old kingdom of the dwarves.

One by one, the Line of Durin wakes up, bringing forth all of the feelings Elowyn has for the king. After sharing a night baring her emotions to the gentle king and spending the night in his bed, the nervous hobbit avoids Thorin for a full moon's time, afraid of being rejected by him.

Will Elowyn stay in Erebor, scurrying in the shadows or return home with her cousin?

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, 18+, MDNI

Chapter One: Homesick

Chapter Two: Time Moves So Damn Slow

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Chapter Two is live!!!

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love finding new pics of him cause why's he so pretty

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My husband 🩷

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Spot the difference

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no but i'm still thinking about how much boromir would fucking LOVE the shire

it is beautiful rolling hills just stuffed to the GILLS with hobbits

including BABY HOBBITS

HOBBITS BUT SOMEHOW IMPOSSIBLY EVEN SMALLER

and yeah the adults might be fairly wary, but we see in the first movie that the kids come running immediately to see gandalf in hopes of seeing something magic

and now??? here is LARGE PERSON??? who can play swords and toSS THEM REAL HIGH UP IN THE AIR AND CATCH THEM???

boromir deserved to retire as the grandpa of endless waves of hobbits, and i will cry forever that he never got to live his destiny

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weeping on the floor about

the idea of a hobbit mama scolding her faunts not to get too rough with "nice mr. boromir" as this man is exactly where he wants to be being dogpiled by giggly bb hobbits who absolutely "defeated" him in "combat"

warrior hands that have seen so much violence SO gently holding a TEENY TINY baby hobbit he was handed to let a papa hobbit track down his wayward toddler

(boromir fighting back tears because THEY COME THIS SMALL??? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???? THE BABY FITS IN ONE OF HIS HANDS???) (baby yawns and snuggles their lil cheek against his thumb and this man is nearly brought to his knees)

Official Manager Of Lifting Big Things

boromir accidentally joining a hobbit stitch and bitch club because someone's gammer asked him to carry her yarn for her to the meeting and he didn't know how to leave after he was greeted and handed food and tea

the club is actually fun, and the hobbit grannies respond to his tales of politics and battle with the same sympathetic clucking that they do to rivals stealing recipes, including his hand being patted sympathetically

boromir gets his own special big cup that moves from house to house for meetings so he can get an acceptable amount of tea for gossip time

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I think my girlfriend is tired of my shit 🩷

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Update: My fiancée is tired of my shit

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My man 🩷

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This is everything I've ever dreamed of

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Something something post BOTFA Thorin being fat and happy with Bilbo

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I would keep him well fed 💅💅💅

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Dropping this here because I need my phone taken away 😅

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And he would!!!!

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The feminine urge to start a Thorin Oakenshield fanfic that's based on Beauty and the Beast

But he has dragon sickness and started growing horns, scales, and other monstrous pieces

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Hello my friends!

I have been offline for a little bit, unfortunately my family has gone through a loss and I needed some time away. Some days are better, some days are not. I'm really hoping to get back into writing and post some new chapters soon. Thank you to my dear friends who have checked in on me. I'm so glad to have found this community. 🩷

Love,

Elowyn