Crash the hell out sentence starters
Change pronouns as necessary.
Specify which muse for multimuse blogs.
"Every day I refrain from calling you a dumbass"
"Social media was invented to show you how many idiots happen at one time."
"And for you who lives in delusion, how's it feel looking like a dumbass everywhere you go?"
"I promise you it's okay to be quiet sometimes."
"The dumbest thing I could have said was, I can't wait till I get older... every time I turn my goddamn head, there's another bill I gotta pay."
"When the hell did the government clock in for me? That's what the hell I'm trying to figure out!"
"How the hell are you going to take money you didn't even work for?!"
"You guys really be dumb as hell, is your brain located in your ass bruh?"
"You're not overthinking they're playing in your fucking face. It's about time to start trippin'; go crash the fuck out."
"If you ever tell me I'm doing too much, I promise you will never see me doing anything again!"
"I guarantee you that you never see me doing shit again in your life!"
"Talking to you is like trying to comb the skin of a kiwi fruit!"
"Please stop running from wisdom you look like a fool!"
"Multiple years of my life, practically a joke!"
"You light up every room you leave."
"The villain who hurt me didn't have a weapon."