funny as fuck I should do stand up

I like stuff.

[vampirebabes]

Still one of my favorite Walt faces of all time

[buzzfeed]

[lets-sew-ourpants-together-deac]

THAT LAST ONE THOUGH

I CAN’T BAEREATHE

[benoistmelissas-deactivated2013]

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

[attackofthekillershwees]

[i-think-i-just-shat-myself-deac]

[elrondseyebrows-blog]

It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business.

[elrondseyebrows-blog]

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must have been like YOOOOOOOOO

[ewgaladriel-deactivated20150729]

galadriel - galad (shine, radiance) + riel (garlanded maiden) - “maiden crowned with a radiant garland”

[officialikercasillas-deactivate]

[mellarkey]

Jen at the 'Jimmy P.' premier at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Fest.

[boomboommountain]

[general-winky]

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

[thedeadhand-deactivated20140219]

what the actual fuck

[yokhakidfiasco-deactivated20210]

This is actually pretty cool

[femgermania-blog]

i don’t know how i feel about this

[cinemakills-blog]

“Teddy’s crotch unicorn”

[mattybing1025]

Robert De Niro with his Oscar for Raging Bull at the 53rd Academy Awards, 1981.

[listmlinsn]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

[estrelecer]

[elrondseyebrows-blog]

*J. Walter Weatherman voice* aaand thats why you don't send tit pics

[daiyalesage]

[weesnawwwwwdfd-deactivated20161]

[elrondseyebrows-blog]

fili being fili doing fili things req’d by thranduilings

[elrondseyebrows-blog]