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Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. no one should be terrified of every tiny little mistake they might make. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow and change.

ruinedchildhood

naughtycrowofthenorth

If Beyonce’s voice only travels the square root of the room size without any equipment and the room size is 20,000 square feet, and there are 1 in every 12 people are single, and half thr patrons are women, and there are 1 person per 120 square feet of the room, solve for, How many single ladies in the club raised their hands?

deejay

tennesseestellamccartney

Okay. There are 166.66 (so 167) patrons in the club (20k/120). One in 12 are single and half are women, that means one in 24 are single women. That means that in the entire building there are 6.9 single ladies (let’s say 7 though. One just got broken up with and is fighting to get back together with their SO) if Beyoncé is singing without equiptment, only, she would only be heard by 141 sq feet of the entire establishment.

That means only one single lady would put their hands up… Maybe. Unless it’s that girl who isn’t sure what her relationship status is.

miklausnotes

Reblogging because someone actually solved it CAN WE GET A FACT CHECK PLEASE

ruinedchildhood

gfscully

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

piscs-blog1

we aren’t

entropvy

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

thelibrarina

This is actually really good for babies’ brain development. You’re laying the groundwork for conversation, teaching them through example that people take turns talking and listening.

Did you know that babies from affluent families hear an average of thirty MILLION more words before age 5 than babies in families below the poverty line? For context, Les Miserables is about 650,000 words and it looks like this:

So it’s like reading this book 46 times.* And that’s not the total number of spoken words, that’s the GAP between affluent and poor babies. And these are the years in which the brain undergoes the most development. It’s mind-boggling.

So what I’m saying is: keep doing the thing. Do it to all babies, all the time. Narrate your day. Ask them for opinions. (“Should we buy the large bag of potatoes or the small bag?” “Gaabooglagje.” “Yes, just as I thought.”) Point out colors and shapes and letters. Let them scribble outside the lines and treat their babble like talk. Sing them nursery rhymes and Raffi songs and songs from the radio. All of these things are going to build their brains to prepare them for kindergarten and beyond.

*Please do not read Les Mis 46 times to an infant. They don’t even care about the Parisian sewer system.

hale-to-the-gay

That last part though

flowerais-deactivated20211031

you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let everything slip and become apathetic & cynical toward yourself and your life. you need to accept that it takes time to change and it’s ok to fall over as long as u get back up. every morning is a new start and things don’t have to be this way forever. you can heal and you can change.

hafael-archive

TGP + B99

non-bunnary

Why you should watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- Of the seven main characters, only two are white men

- Of these two men, one has dozens of hobbies which includes local food critic, sewing, yoga, and other traditionally non-masculine interests

- The other seems to be a stereotypical overconfident jerk, however most of his arcs revolve around messing up and having to acknowledge and genuinely apologize for his screwups

- One of the main characters is a middle aged gay man who isn’t a TV stereotype, who is married and lovingly committed, bringing up his husband in casual conversation throughout the show without it being the only important thing about his personality

- Every female character has a distinct personality, goals and fears and aspirations, and all have multiple episodes focusing solely on exploring their characters and development

- GINA MOTHERFUCKING LINETTI

- Terry Crews as a big buff doting father

- Humor that never relies on offensive jokes or stereotypes, that is genuinely funny with great comedic timing

- Multiple accounts of close friendships between men and women without any implications that there will be more

- The few relationships that do exist between the main cast are developed naturally over time

Thank you for reading, go forth and enjoy this fantastic show!

patrickdiomedes

Also, This scene exists

captainlordauditor

also one of the white men is jewish

the stereotypical overconfident jerk is jewish

i can’t emphasize this enough

justabrowncoatedwench

^^^^^^ played by a proud Jewish actor too, which is even better than merely having non-stereotypical representation of your group

castiel--for--king

Literally the best show I’ve watched in years.

Also, GINA MOTHERFUCKING LINETTI is a gift unto this universe

urbanmegafauna

Oopsie Doodle. Terry Crews as Terry Crews. All the unapologetic, casual-yet-pointed feminism.

So good.

poetry-protest-pornography

Yes!

thepageofhopes

Also includes: Punching homophobies in the face and this not being frowned upon what so ever. The main white guy constantly calling out sexism, even casual sexism.

tzikeh

He called out TRANSPHOBIA. In a show that has no “reason” to do it other than that they decided “Hey, transphobia sucks, let’s find a way to toss off a line about that at some point when it’s not even the topic of the scene.”