I’m perfectly immortal. I can’t grow old or die of wounds. My skin magically patches up when I try to hurt myself - I’ve tried. Of course, it’s not natural - it’s because the son of the Goddess of Death is madly in love with me.
And it’s not that he’s all that bad of a guy, but… he’s just kind of… different.
He seems nice, don’t get me wrong, but he’s just really awkward. Like painfully so.
The last time I saw him he was hiding behind his mom’s flowing black cloak, gripping onto it like a toddler meeting someone new.
And he’s… how old now? How old am I now? Age only matters for so long, and it lost its meaning for me several million years ago, but who knows. Maybe he still cares.
He wears your classic Harry Potter glasses. Big, round, super nerdy. He’s got a bowl cut, and he wears sweater vests and crocs. Like who does that?
Also, I’m a flaming hot lesbian, so that’s definitely got some say in this matter.
I feel bad for the guy, I really do. But if he wants a friendship, which is all this can ever be, he’s gonna have to try to talk sometime.
I have tried to initiate conversation after conversation with him, but he just blushes or grunts or whatever noise he decides to make that day.
And at first I thought, okay, fine enough, if he really is in love with me, the blushing and all makes sense, but then it got to the point where I would try to talk to him, and he would just stare.
Straight-faced, dead eyed, staring.
Oh, and did I mention his eyes are pitch black? Complete, utter darkness. No distinction between the iris and the pupil and the sclera.
Everything, all black.
So, that’s unsettling enough, right? But, and this is going to sound crazy, but…
I swear I keep seeing him.
Everywhere.
Which doesn’t sound crazy, but let me explain.
At first, yeah, we just ran into each other all the time. At totally normal places. He was also getting bananas at the store, he was also mailing a letter at the post office, he was also walking his… dog?
Or whatever that thing is that he has. It’s way too big to be a dog, but it looks like a dog. I did some research once and I think it’s the Black Shuck, or something like that, it sure looks like that anyway. Long, dark, mangy, ratty-looking fur and huge glowing green eyes.
But, then I started seeing him in even more places.
He was at my church, even though I doubt he believes. That’d be crazy, wouldn’t it? The son of Death himself believing in one religion over the others?
He just so happened to be watching the exact same niche movie as me at the theater, the exact same theater at the exact same time on the exact same day?
But I just chalked it up to coincidences, you know?
But it’s gotten way worse as of late.
He’s been in my dreams. Which, logically, is probably just because I’m thinking about and stressing about him a lot. That doesn’t account for the rest, though.
I swear I’ve seen him in my house. In my bedroom, late at night, when I wake up, I see his face in a dark corner.
I swear I’ve seen him in the backseat of my car, and the scariest part?
I see his face behind me in mirrors and pictures.
I’ve taken countless pictures, selfies, whatever, and.. He’s in them. Even though he isn’t there when I take them.
I don’t know what to do, I don’t know what he’s trying to do, or what his plan is, all I know is…
I’m scared.