‘actually i am gonna go apeshit’ - elspeth, 2020

let jace be the slutty pirate he was always meant to be mtg sideblog for @irondork

[almostlookedhuman]

[elspethbeyonddeath]

don’t get it twisted, i’m still mad about her becoming an angel but even i’ll admit she’s hot as hell

[xantchaslegacy]

[ask-the-theros-gods]

Theros: Godsend from Heliod's perspective

I am aware these are very outdated meme templates but one has to appreciate how well the good classics fit into this.

[elspethbeyonddeath]

we’ve had planeswalkers in greece, we’ve had planeswalkers in south america, hell we’ve even had planeswalkers in late stage capitalism, so when the FUCK are we going to get planeswalkers in space

[elspethbeyonddeath]

it only took four and a half years but folks we got him

[xantchaslegacy]

[saul-tortellini]

[heronbrew]

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

[lesbianralzarek]

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

[mundanesalad]

I love one jock and one nightmare

[burneracct69]

[indefinite-free-pizza]

[elspethbeyonddeath]

i simply think that if someone gave him a smoothie, calix would calm down

[markrosewater]

“Tales from the Pit” #2574

[breya-etherium-shaper]

“We found a shot ton of legends boxes and opened them and you can buy as many collectors boosters as you want to try and hit the Tabernacle. Oh and there are only about 3 in every 100 packs. GOOD LUCK”

[breya-etherium-shaper]

I know that nothing short of printing and selling mtg as a living card game will satisfy me, but Jesus Christ they find new and horrible ways to sell packs with each set and that makes it incredibly hard to enjoy the game.

[breya-etherium-shaper]

It’s all of it. It’s ultimate masters jumping to $300 a box, introducing box toppers of the most expensive cards they can legally print, it’s about Secret Lairs, it’s about Double Masters 2022 having a box’s value depend on you HAVING to open an Imperial seal in order to come close to breaking even. It’s about the constant dependence on gambling addictions to drive higher and higher record profits as they increase the price of packs and remove MSRP

Anyway, blah blah, don’t start playing this game

[littjara-mirrorlake]

Phyrexian planeswalker drawn off of an AI prompt.

Wielding ichor magic to control her compleated subjects and a twisted variation of hieromancy to subjugate those who aren’t, she is an utterly amoral husk of whoever she used to be, singularly devoted to Yawgmoth’s ideal of domination.

Orzhov.

[Prompt: Describe a new Phyrexian planeswalker character for magic the gathering.

This Phyrexian planeswalker is a ruthless dictator, hell-bent on conquering any plane she sets her sights on. She has a Phyrexian symbol for a eye, and her dark hair is pulled back in a tight bun. Her clothes are made of Phyrexian silk, and she carries a staff with a Phyrexian symbol at the top.]

[xantchaslegacy]

[dndspellgifs]

Blink

3rd level transmutation

Sorcerer, Wizard

[roach-works]

girls who play magic: the gathering can just do that naturally

[dimestoretajic]

this is why i got my wife into the game

[cur10uscr0w]

[bace-jeleren]

MA'AM, DON'T YOU HAVE CLASS YOU NEED TO TEACH?

MA'AM

[bace-jeleren]

[xantchaslegacy]

Will: *please* let this be a normal field trip

Rowan: With the Vess???

Killian, Dina, Rootha, Zimone & Quint: No Way!!!!

Will: Uuuuugggh- (cut off by heavy metal cover of Magic School Bus theme)