Oh Sweet Sithis! I'm back on my BullShit!!!

Multi Fandom RPing Dragon

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[cryblueofzamorak]

sorry could help it

[love-and-hisses]

Like mother, like son. 😛

[aestilta]

Galactic Emperor Sigma's arrival. New person, same old mistakes. 🎶

[purensanity]

She sets the rules in Crash house

[aomitois]

got tagged by @olyollyoxenfree , thank you 💖 (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

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tagging: (as always, no pressure and whoever wants to, consider yourself tagged too :3) @berry-mille-feuille , @desi-pluto , @batking-lich , @cryblueofzamorak , @matheradical-musings , @talieclandestine , @usagi-michi , @i-probably-sleep-too-much , @unshifted , @lee-etc , @aykrivwassup , @kuroko99 , @notkamalayx , @dysfunctional-cult-leader , @pantasticmama , @pirahnnov

[cryblueofzamorak]

[shinyzango]

....NEVER FUCKIN MIND power decided to go out.

Fuck me I guess 😑

[cryblueofzamorak]

Storm?

[phana-banana]

Cram-it Daroga, I gotta see if Jonathan Harker is going to finally put 2 and 2 together here.

[gilliansanderson]

idk why ppl find vampires scary. just bite them first. throw them off their game

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[dogposts]

old pup likes his new bed (via)

[3liza]

i bought my dad a copy of DOOM 2016 with the steam spring sale

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

We got that fine classic literature on the island

[cryblueofzamorak]

Just like the

I got a little bit of

DRAIN BAMAGE

[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

[cryblueofzamorak]

two peas in a pod right here

[smallmariofindings]

Set of officially licensed 2011 Mario Kart 7 rubber toys from Japan.

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[cryblueofzamorak]

I thought these were candies

[polturn]

Halloween costume post

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer