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My name's Andy. I'm exactly the kind of extra trash you're expecting. Sidebar gif source.

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[darkslayer0092-deactivated20220]

What else you got?

~marvelouspics.

[awhisper-to-ariot]

Hahahaha

[jamesrbarnes]

Steve’s internal monologue 

P.S. I love Nick, Sharon & Tony and I know Steve respects all of them!! But just maybe…not in these particular moments :P

[tigersmeow-isearninghermlis]

@cloudspanties

[cosantiago]

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

[tigersmeow-isearninghermlis]

@cloudspanties

[spicyshimmy-blog]

fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung

[onetobeamup]

[petr1kov]

“I find your behavior toward me unsatisfactory.“

“I find your statement disrespectful.”

[hamelin-born]

@robininthelabyrinth

[whetstonefires]

Amanda, I don’t care how much of a nuclear strike it is in-context, telling your son that raising his issues with your husband’s parenting choices in a calm and logical manner is appalling and unacceptable conduct is not helping.

That is the opposite of helping him grow up into a well-adjusted adult! You’re going to leave his best bossfriend to do your job for you in thirty years!

[vo-kopen]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

All I can now picture is this taking place in the Vulcan equivalent of suburbia…

Spock: Your behaviour is unsatisfactory

Spock’s Mom: (Pouring herself a large glass of wine)

Spock’s Dad: Your behaviour is disrespectful

Spock’s Mom: (Already pouring herself another glass)

[a-cute-potato]

@cloudspanties

[catchymemes]

[frontholemonologues-deactivated]

Is this my brother my brother and me

[stanzicapparatireplayers]

I think the guy in the blue lawnchair is Clint McElroy, yes

[tigersmeow-isearninghermlis]

@cloudspanties

[becughmitchell]

#terry is all of us

[grandthriftoutro-blog]

Shoes like these wind up at Goodwill because the person was honest with themselves: They simply couldn’t handle the power of flamingo-toed shoes. Whoever you are, thank you for your honesty. Someone WILL come along, and it will be like pulling the sword from the stone. 

[yourcollegegirlfriend]

“If you criticize X in women but do not criticize X in men, then you do not have a problem with X, you have a problem with women. For X please insert words like ‘anger,’ ‘ambition,’ ‘loudness,’ ‘stubbornness,’ ‘coldness,’ ‘ruthlessness.’”

—Chimamanda Ngozie Adichie, Dear Ijeawele, or a Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen Suggestions

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

It’s our black thing and it’s uniting all blacks in the world. #Wakanda forever.

[yassss-black-diaspora]

Amazing. Representation matters

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AWESOME AS HECK

[cloudspanties]

6 pm on a Wednesday and I could probably go to bed right the fuck now and sleep until my alarm tomorrow morning.

[luisonte]

[aliensnipe]

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

[trixie-ren-deactivated20191028]

HELLO LADIES

have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might. 

look down.

back up. where are you? you’re a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing. 

what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war.

look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you.

anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. i’m on a narwhal. 

[karsapologist]

K.K. Slider: bwop bep wo mo dee doo gop, tee bee sa bwoo bor qwip dip beep

Me:

[hakuteeth]

Me as hozier liking this tweet

[kim-jisoo]

#the most relatable 

[babyanimalgifs]

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