Sonic Adventure 2 real time dubs dark story part 2 starters
You can find the first part here and if you haven’t watched the sonic real time dubs dark story yet I highly recommend you do! I’ll try to make other parts in the future!
“Ya didn’t think I had legs, did ya? I’m like Gru except I’m the one before Gru. I’m Eggru.”
“Now, to try to log on to my twitter account once more….”
“Lets see if this computer works, *Exhales, Inhales* E-G-G.”
“Welcome to Twitter. com.”
“ *Blank*, what have you been tweeting about…….?”
“What the FUCK!? Is that *Blank’s* DICK!?”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more ladies to go to bed with. Isn’t that right *blank*?”
“What in the sam hell is THIS?”
“I fucked your wife. Now, there’s some other.-”
🎵 WHOOP WHOOP, THAT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE 🎵
“…..That rap…it reminds me of *HER/HIM/THEM*..”
“This is me. Hey *Blank*. Bye *Blank*!”
“No! I-I promise I didn’t fart!”
“I’m gonna kill you now.”
“You don’t need to contain it!”
“It smells like garbage…..covered in fire.”
“But *blank*, you smelt it! Therefore, you are the one who dealt it!”
“I can’t believe it…she/he/they betrayed me.”
“That blue hedgehog again, of all places!”
“Finally I have the weed crystal. The weed diamond. The weed.-”
“Hey! Give that! That looks really scrumptious!”
“Please? What if I say pretty please with a cherry on top, covered in a banana sundae?”
“Za, WARUDO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” *fart noise*
“Huh? Za Warudo? More like Za Warudumb.”
“This guy’s a real knucklehead! Unlike my friend *blank*.”
“I’m here to show you what Ninten-can-do, and what ZawaruDON’T!”
“That doesn’t even make any sense.”
“Huh. His twitter account. Heh, interesting.”
“🎵 All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn out Eggmans🎵.~”
“I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!”
“OHH MY GOD I’M SO SICK.”
“Well. I’ve learned so much from his Twitter…”
“ I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!”
“And I did anyways. Whatchu gon’ do, binch?”
“As you can see twitter went through a bunch of updates. This one is the one that makes me go away from yo bitch ass.”
“I’m going to kill you, and THEN kill you again.”
“Anyway, now that I have this emerald, I’m gonna put it right in there!”
“DRAMA DETECTED. BLOCKING ACCOUNT.”
“You son of a bitch. I’m gonna log into your twitter and I’m gonna tell everyone what you said.”
“Go ahead. I have 50 alternative accounts.”
“My finger’s right on top of the delete button, *blank*. What are you gonna do to stop me, with your long toothpick legs?”
“Ahahaha, you fool. I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!”
“YOU’LL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!!!”