quinntess

girl I don't know, why are you on my lawn

[eltzhi]

my wenis squirms at the thought of you

[eltzhi]

you'd think after several years they'd know my name

[eltzhi]

she yells at me.

she yells at me for reasons

her dirty window

she need it

[eltzhi]

live a little, say fuck in your interview

[eltzhi]

had a dream where I was my besties dog and its the happiest I've ever been I'm not going to think critically about this at all

[eltzhi]

if I were a state transportation worker I would simply not blow up a dead whale carcass on the beach with a half-tom of dynamite, but I'd be tempted

[eltzhi]

love the way you limp your wrists/biscuit

[eltzhi]

my cats like to play a gAme with me called cats in the bathroom, the objective is simple, the cats don't get to go in the bathroom often because the door stays closed. so when I go in or come out of the bathroom, I get the investigators barging their way in.

[eltzhi]

all the cats you've ever see had their penis' ripped iff. evfn the girl cats, bob barker was too powerfil

[eltzhi]

why do I have nostalgia for the windows phone, microsoft sucks ass

[eltzhi]

why are y'all fuckin in the gender neutral restroom I need to piss!

[eltzhi]

sometimes you and your friends in-joke is about bleach the beverage. sometimes its piss

[eltzhi]

the face that says 'I threw up all over the bed so mom had to swap to a spare blanket'

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she mi on my grain till my head hurty

[eltzhi]

isekai anime intro with girl riding a bike through a town as girl voice describes certain details of reincarnation. girl waves to people, is known through town and is active in her community. as description begins to wrap up, she pulls up to a garage and gets off the bike, carefully putting the kickstand down and running off to help her mom. the camera lingers on the bike as girl keeps talking, just long enough for you to realize that the main character is the bike, not the girl.

[eltzhi]

i woke up yearning, for a pliable soft thing to give into me wholly. give me your safety, the words that means everything to you. give me your flesh to mold as I see fit, to bruise, to bend, to rigorously shape into an image i desire. allow me to fulfill the fantasies you hold dear, to strip away what frees you from obiedience, leaving subservience made flesh. i won't love you, but I will hold you. i desire you, but will leave you. but ultimately I really just want to eat you out, like a lot, set you on my dinner plate cause god I need it. i've been celibate for 5 years, I'm sure my appetite is ravenous. you'll be my toy, and I'll be your pleasure. ugh. i wish masturbation still felt good, at least then I'd have something to douse these flames. i feel hot. i need to fuck.

[eltzhi]

tater tot on the fridge