steady as she goes

chronic hyperfixator & general lunatic about things i love.

[charl0ttan]

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[thememedaddy]

[quixoticanarchy]

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

[corgiteatime]

You couldn't take Astarion to see Nosferatu in the theater. Not because it'd be triggering for him or anything. But because every five minutes, he'd turn to you with the saddest eyes imaginable and hysterically ask, "I don't look like that, right?! Most vampires don't look like that!" And you'd have to reassure him through the whole 132 minutes run time.

[t-rannysaurusrex]

I apologize for my contribution

[proteinmom]

[sourdough-seal]

most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

[drchucktingle]

your fanfiction is valid

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[tavs-brainworm]

I think Cazador woke up from his 2 minute “healing slumber” the same way you wake up from a 3 hour nap absolutely bamboozled with no idea who you are or what time it is. Astarion pushes him out of the coffin and Cazador is just squinting up at him like

[graverailing]

[lesbalisious]

Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long

[bloodlessdarling]

I’d like my Astarion extra bloody today, thank you very much

[forkingbrusselsprout]

Astarion learning that Gandrel is here to hunt him.

vs. Astarion when Tav oks casual murder.

[forkingbrusselsprout]

One of my favorite Astarion’s sass dialogues is when he talks about how Cazador “saved” him and you mention that he “saved” him by turning him into a vampire slave.

Astarion [with all due disrespect]:

[mistercrowbar]

Sorry not sorry Shadowheart, from every Astarion romancer ever.

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound